he'll claim Castro made him start shtooping the Cuban "house boy."

"I had to do it strike a blow for liberty in Cuba!" he'll snort.

perpetrating the extortion, at the behest of the FBI.

Or something like super-plausible like that.

His dad was a big time Florida pol, a real man of the propertied people.

Since Election Day 2020. I hope they nail that little weasel. He so richly deserves to go down in flames. His father has been getting his ass out of a sling for years. Let’s see him get Mattie out of this. Maybe we will get the true story on his “adopted” son while they’re unraveling the sex trafficking mess.

But what kind of nutcase will your district elect next time?

I feel for you. I always wonder about the sanity of a district that would elect someone like him repeatedly.