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Oh Dear, from the Not the Onion Files. RW Pastor wants women back in the kitchen making sandwiches (Original Post) tulipsandroses Aug 2022 OP
Some woman may make him his last sandwich. Bev54 Aug 2022 #1
With ingredients that don't agree. KS Toronado Aug 2022 #24
Ohhhh, Bearded Sweetheart...you know where you can put your fucking sandwich. The Unmitigated Gall Aug 2022 #2
Kick dalton99a Aug 2022 #3
Tell Me why these motherfuckers should be tax exempt. Nt raccoon Aug 2022 #32
Exactly. The con they are running to avoid taxes should stop tulipsandroses Aug 2022 #36
SC is like that too, a church on every corner. Nt raccoon Aug 2022 #41
Audience does not seem thrilled. nt delisen Aug 2022 #4
"A three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!" Ocelot II Aug 2022 #5
Haw! n/t FSogol Aug 2022 #44
Goodness, is there a lucky Mrs. Shelley out there? tanyev Aug 2022 #6
Yep. His sandwich maker: dalton99a Aug 2022 #14
I noticed how the boys' ties all match dad's. Prof. Toru Tanaka Aug 2022 #16
It is a fundamentalist trait dalton99a Aug 2022 #19
Same color scheme in the clothes, even! yardwork Aug 2022 #39
One miserable wife, Mr. Evil Aug 2022 #23
Family photos can be so telling nuxvomica Aug 2022 #34
Oh, wow. Five little ones to take care of and her husband won't even make his own sandwich. tanyev Aug 2022 #37
How completely unsurprising. (nt) Paladin Aug 2022 #40
tsk-tsk... His Momma didn't raise that boy right. n/t TygrBright Aug 2022 #7
What a jerk Demovictory9 Aug 2022 #8
Yet another man convinced the female orgasm is a myth. alphafemale Aug 2022 #9
He would love my sammiches. KentuckyWoman Aug 2022 #10
OMFG, can I visit you on my next birthday? Abolishinist Aug 2022 #12
I see what you did there...killing him with kindness...lol. Love the way you think... ;-) cayugafalls Aug 2022 #22
HA KentuckyWoman Aug 2022 #42
Make your own damn sandwich. Deuxcents Aug 2022 #11
When I read this, I thought, "Man, somebody should put that on a tshirt!" ShazzieB Aug 2022 #27
I do not wear message T Shirts KentuckyWoman Aug 2022 #43
Sounds like he's one of those surviving with Neanderthal genes: Liberty Belle Aug 2022 #13
Jesus H Christ! tosh Aug 2022 #15
I would love to make him a sandwich vercetti2021 Aug 2022 #17
Does he let his wife own shoes? MagickMuffin Aug 2022 #18
I'd make him a pie... SunSeeker Aug 2022 #20
We all would like to make him a pie. Baitball Blogger Aug 2022 #35
I'll make you a sandwich, alright PlanetBev Aug 2022 #21
He does know it's not the 50s, right? sakabatou Aug 2022 #25
Oh, GOOD. PASTOR Eric Cartman... Volaris Aug 2022 #26
Somehow "Christian" and "hate preacher" don't seem like they... 3catwoman3 Aug 2022 #28
oh shut up you EVIL EVIL MAN !!!!! you are a woman hater, AND GOD DOES NOT LIKE YOU Trueblue1968 Aug 2022 #29
MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING SANDWICH Skittles Aug 2022 #30
Blargh! Misogynist Bastard! electric_blue68 Aug 2022 #31
I would have loved to have stood up during that "sermon" and yelled - Vinca Aug 2022 #33
This is the plan, barefoot and pregnant women back in the kitchen. Irish_Dem Aug 2022 #38
He wants LGBTQ people executed as well irisblue Aug 2022 #45
Boy is he deluded EnergizedLib Aug 2022 #46

dalton99a

(84,881 posts)
3. Kick
Wed Aug 3, 2022, 10:43 PM
Aug 2022
In March, Shelley's church got evicted from its building after the pastor said gay people were "worthy of death," which violated the terms of the lease that said the church should not promote or threaten violence.

Shelley took over as Stedfast Baptist Church's pastor after his predecessor, Donnie Romero, resigned in January 2019 after revelations that he had hired sex workers and was involved in gambling.

The controversial church is considered a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center. It came to notoriety in 2016, when Romero praised the gunman who killed 49 people at a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida, calling the victims "perverts and pedophiles."

https://www.newsweek.com/texas-preacher-jonathan-shelley-calls-pride-abomination-1710353

tulipsandroses

(6,241 posts)
36. Exactly. The con they are running to avoid taxes should stop
Thu Aug 4, 2022, 06:19 AM
Aug 2022

It ticks me off that here in GA, there is a church seemingly on every damn corner. Our schools are supported by property taxes. They pay none and gobble up all this land. Which means less money for schools. Ridiculous!

Prof. Toru Tanaka

(2,363 posts)
16. I noticed how the boys' ties all match dad's.
Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:11 AM
Aug 2022

And the two daughters' outfits have almost identical color patterns. There will be no free thinking for these children; they will be brainwashed and controlled. Baptist churches are hard core and do not tolerate people thinking for themselves.

nuxvomica

(13,015 posts)
34. Family photos can be so telling
Thu Aug 4, 2022, 05:43 AM
Aug 2022

The kids on the sides have perfunctory smiles, the ones being held have no smile, mom has a worried smile and the kid in the back is the family peacemaker who just wants everyone to get along so everything will be okay.

tanyev

(44,742 posts)
37. Oh, wow. Five little ones to take care of and her husband won't even make his own sandwich.
Thu Aug 4, 2022, 06:54 AM
Aug 2022

Bet he's nowhere to be found when a diaper needs changing, either.

KentuckyWoman

(6,891 posts)
10. He would love my sammiches.
Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:00 PM
Aug 2022

I make a donut double beef and cheese sammich that will give him heart palpitations it is so good.

Tater salad with that triple heavy mayo on the side. Extra sweet tea to wash it down and a big slab of chocolate pie to finish him off.

Deeeelish.

KentuckyWoman

(6,891 posts)
42. HA
Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:39 PM
Aug 2022

Have a 92 yr old friend from the south that I think was stuck with one of those types. Raised with the idea her only option was dutiful
wife and mom. She had 3 sons and a 30 year marriage.

My friend told me the first month she realized it was bait and switch. She decided her best option would be just give him what he wanted and let the good lord take care of the rest. He died at 52. She's had 43 years to do what she damn well pleases and raised 3 sons to do better.

Deuxcents

(20,151 posts)
11. Make your own damn sandwich.
Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:02 PM
Aug 2022

Men have screwed up long enough n your policies aren’t working. Women are good at cleaning up messes. They run their households. They have many talents n worth so sit back n enjoy the ride b/c they’re not going anywhere except to the top. And.. so sorry you lost your place to rant. Find another cave.

And I will say this post is not in any way meant for the real men who are our DU Friends

ShazzieB

(18,925 posts)
27. When I read this, I thought, "Man, somebody should put that on a tshirt!"
Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:01 AM
Aug 2022

Turns out somebody has!

MagickMuffin

(17,201 posts)
18. Does he let his wife own shoes?
Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:16 AM
Aug 2022


It appears they are breeders. Yep, barefoot and pregnant! That's the ticket.


3catwoman3

(25,677 posts)
28. Somehow "Christian" and "hate preacher" don't seem like they...
Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:06 AM
Aug 2022

…should be in the same sentence.

What a troglodyte.

Trueblue1968

(18,258 posts)
29. oh shut up you EVIL EVIL MAN !!!!! you are a woman hater, AND GOD DOES NOT LIKE YOU
Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:16 AM
Aug 2022

JESUS WOULD TELL THAT MAN ..... SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU MONSTER.

Vinca

(51,241 posts)
33. I would have loved to have stood up during that "sermon" and yelled -
Thu Aug 4, 2022, 05:39 AM
Aug 2022

"And we need you to go fuck yourself!". Love the sign. I assume it refers to the mere mortals installing his holy swimming pool or maintaining his holy private plane.

Irish_Dem

(59,730 posts)
38. This is the plan, barefoot and pregnant women back in the kitchen.
Thu Aug 4, 2022, 07:09 AM
Aug 2022

Males must have total and permanent power and control over women and POC.

irisblue

(34,414 posts)
45. He wants LGBTQ people executed as well
Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:57 PM
Aug 2022

source-https://www.metroweekly.com/2022/06/pastor-who-calls-for-death-penalty-for-gays-calls-pride-month-an-abomination/

snip-"“God’s already ruled that murder, adultery, witchcraft, rape, bestiality, and homosexuality are crimes worthy of capital punishment,” Jonathan Shelley, the pastor of Stedfast Baptist Church in Fort Worth, said at last week’s council meeting."


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