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kpete

(72,606 posts) Fri Jul 26, 2024, 08:53 AM Jul 26

JD Vance offers: "a ton of crap for you" as new campaign slogan

NBC just saved a ton of money because this can run verbatim as the next cold open when SNL resumes

Link to tweet

In the video, which was highlighted on X by the Republicans Against Trump account, the GOP's 2024 vice presidential nominee shows off all of the free snacks, which he describes as "a ton of crap," that are available backstage at campaign events.

After showing off assorted candy bars, potato chips, and Diet Mountain Dew, Vance said that he had to be careful to not indulge in too many free snacks lest he "balloon up like crazy."

https://www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-campaign-video/

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JD Vance offers: "a ton of crap for you" as new campaign slogan (Original Post) kpete Jul 26 OP

He went to an Ivy League school? Botany Jul 26 #1

He's taking notes from that... 2naSalit Jul 26 #11

I think the Mt. Dew, Snickers, and chips are what Vance has written that he likes Botany Jul 26 #12

Is it a ton of old republicon crap? Or ... BoRaGard Jul 26 #2

Such a way with words Dennis Donovan Jul 26 #3

Bumper Sticker if..fish..had..wings Jul 26 #4

So he's into that along with furniture? durablend Jul 26 #5

This is just sad. yellowcanine Jul 26 #6

Maybe he expected charcuterie platters like Oz Conjuay Jul 26 #7

What exactly would you put on a hillbilly charcuterie board? Diamond_Dog Jul 26 #8

Possum comes to mind Lulu KC Jul 26 #9

So damn funny! Lulu KC Jul 26 #10

For unmatchable insincerity, it's V.D. Pance. Kid Berwyn Jul 26 #13

non issue IMO. msongs Jul 26 #14

Botany

(71,673 posts)

1. He went to an Ivy League school?

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jul 26, 2024, 08:58 AM

Jul 26

Go ahead and piss off people who drink soft drinks and eat candy and chips
that is a smart move J.D. Guy-Liner.

2naSalit

(90,505 posts)

11. He's taking notes from that...

Reply to Botany (Reply #1)

Fri Jul 26, 2024, 11:05 AM

Jul 26

Wanker, Kennedy, who goes around looking and talking like Mr. Hainey. Hillbilly-bob-thornton will not last long. Rehashing a tired old persona is old hat now, his buddy santos already killed that ploy for him.

Botany

(71,673 posts)

12. I think the Mt. Dew, Snickers, and chips are what Vance has written that he likes

Reply to 2naSalit (Reply #11)

Fri Jul 26, 2024, 11:33 AM

Jul 26

So how will the person or persons who put them out feel about Vance now? Good God in
Butter speaking of being tone deaf. They might not vote blue but it is doubtful that they
would vote for Trump/Vance ticket.

Btw I look for Trump to eject Vance ASAP.

BoRaGard

(2,014 posts)

2. Is it a ton of old republicon crap? Or ...

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jul 26, 2024, 09:04 AM

Jul 26

has he developed a ton of new republicon crap?

Dennis Donovan

(21,148 posts)

3. Such a way with words

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jul 26, 2024, 09:05 AM

Jul 26

A real Tennyson.

if..fish..had..wings

(740 posts)

4. Bumper Sticker

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jul 26, 2024, 09:06 AM

Jul 26

durablend

(7,631 posts)

5. So he's into that along with furniture?

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jul 26, 2024, 09:14 AM

Jul 26

yellowcanine

(36,066 posts)

6. This is just sad.

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jul 26, 2024, 09:17 AM

Jul 26

But it may be better for Trump to have him putting out this drivel rather than throwing shade on "childless cat ladies."

Conjuay

(1,855 posts)

7. Maybe he expected charcuterie platters like Oz

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jul 26, 2024, 09:19 AM

Jul 26

That’s how you know you’re dealing with a rich fascists and not a run-of-the-mill fascist.

Diamond_Dog

(33,624 posts)

8. What exactly would you put on a hillbilly charcuterie board?

Reply to Conjuay (Reply #7)

Fri Jul 26, 2024, 09:55 AM

Jul 26

Lots of things to choose from….

Lulu KC

(3,002 posts)

9. Possum comes to mind

Reply to Diamond_Dog (Reply #8)

Fri Jul 26, 2024, 09:57 AM

Jul 26

With all due respect to possums.

Lulu KC

(3,002 posts)

10. So damn funny!

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jul 26, 2024, 09:57 AM

Jul 26

Have we ever had a comedian candidate before? I'm not remembering one. It is releasing my endorphins! Thank you, J.D.!

(Al Franken, I miss you, man.)

Kid Berwyn

(16,976 posts)

13. For unmatchable insincerity, it's V.D. Pance.

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jul 26, 2024, 11:42 AM

Jul 26

Sorry about that, Ms. Haley. Bigly and manly may be your strengths, Nikki, but the GOP pee-residential ticket needs weird.

msongs

(69,238 posts)

14. non issue IMO.

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jul 26, 2024, 04:36 PM

Jul 26

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