a co-arthur like trump did with his book, then will take all the credit.

Melania's will have a centerfold.

What if an enterprising journalist will take the book and run it through a plagiarism checker.

I always thought Melons was a good nickname for a trophy wife.

For example, from the Preface

Since stepping into public life reluctantly, I've been held up as most powerful woman in the world and taken down as "mad Black woman." I wanted to ask the detractors which part of that sentence matter to them most--is it "mad" is it "Black or is it "woman"? I smile for pictures with people who call my husband ugly names on national TV, but still want a keepsake on their mantel.

There is much I don't know about America, about life, about what the future holds. But I know me. My father, Frazier, taught me to work hard, don't smile too much, and keep my word. My mother, Mary Ann, showed me how to think for myself and use my voice.

Yeah, no similarities there.🤡🤣