I hear they're COUCHING their criticism of him 😁

are already so fucking tired of the Sofa King.

There's a Seaman's Furniture joke in there somewhere, but this is a family web site...

No wonder reich-wing donor class is apoplectic.

You'd think someone banned anything with the word "deferred" from the tax code.

I dolphin think it is a good idea to joke about that

Now you're just fishing for ideas! 😜

I did it in porpoise

We need to fin-ish this. It's really going underwater and the current is against us.

Ask me if I give a flipper!

But sea I'm not lion. I think we can seal the deal on this.

His love seat is definitely somewhere between homosectional and bisectional.

As a gay man, we really don't want him. Fortunately I've seen no evidence of a gay-bed.

I heard he became a metrosectional during his time as a San Francisco venture capitalist.

They're planning a new Ottoman Empire.

Perhaps that's why they're delivering us such a pile of Istanbul-puckey...

when you let your cocaine fiend, professional internet-troll son pick your running mate.

Invite clowns, expect a circus.

Besides, they have no one to match the excitement the Dems have going on.

And make him give back all the campaign cash.

Too f'ing bad!
Live with it!

😄

And I had read on here a while back that Donald had assigned Jr to be the one to VET all the loyalist to be assigned into the thousands of jobs Trump was going to overturn.
Wonder if daddy is questioning Jr’s judgement.
Sane people realize he is an idiot.
Vance proves it. Also the bubble lipped Gargoyle he Rides.

He is there until Thiel teels him to leave.

They'll never steer you wrong.

GOP always tries to squirm away from adult responsibility.

“I’M the top of the ticket! ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!”

Gosh, the news is fun right now.

Trump is being forced, against his will, to carry the JD Vance candidacy all the way to term

"i wouldnt know JD Vance if he walked in the room!"

Just think of it. The likes of Paul Manafort, TFG Jr., and Gummy Boy are determining who could be a Big Mac away from getting the nuclear codes.

I think they are in a free fall because the Harris changed the calculation. Vance was the “we got this, just rub it in their faces” pick.

make me smile?

“Livid”at Vance.. what’s he done in their eyes that they hate?

TY

He’s also mega rich. Seems like a “safe” choice. And I use quotes because Rubio or Tim Scott would’ve been the perfect choice Trump. Couldn’t help but pick the crazy white guy.

Like Vance only not as crazy.

There seems to be some confusion as to just who got Vance.. dumb and Dumber or Dumbest?

Whether he did it for money from Theil and other backers, or as a favor to Putin, or because Vance seemed like a fool eager to please Trump in any way, Trump owns the decision. Why Trump can get away with saying stupid to batshit insane stuff and Vance cannot is beyond me, but it appears Vance it not getting a pass.