Also -when he dumps him, I hope Team Harris grinds that bad decision making into their attacks

with the head of lettuce.

When Colbert does a whole bit in his monolog about JD and the couch...you have officially become a punchline. In this case, a very embarrassing punchline. Bummer.

After his formal nomination?

He would have to voluntarily quit, like McGovern's VP pick in 1972.

We don't want them choosing someone the public might see more favorably. . . They are all godawful, but some of them can lie better than others.

And he'll be their nominee in 2028. Maybe.