But, I am cautious due to WC Fields warning not to go on stage with children or animals. Maybe they should go with a rubber chicken.

"Savage gangs are streaming through the wide-open borders."
"Unemployment is surging."
"We could end up in World War III and a depression."
"Radical Kamala is a socialist."
"Inflation inflation inflation."
"Social Security is going to collapse."
"This debate is rigged!"

Someone posted earlier about a TV station in Canada or England that when a politician they had scheduled didn't show up they placed a tub of lard on the set in his/her place.

an indicted ham sandwich, 34 of them to be exact?

Come on, folks, every DA standing before a grand jury knows that's the first/best option.

baloon.

I like a representative of the Our Gang He Men Woman Haters Club, which is on the mark for the GOP, but might be lost on many.




Same for Gabby Johnson.



Or Mister Ed.

Who else?

An old flashenlights computer?

A princess phone?

Siri?


Or good old HANNIBAL LECTER?
(Help me choose)

Is that the bar has been set so low anything the Democrats do could be seen as “going high”.

He can do Trump’s greatest hits using his actual words along with accordion hands.

Of course an shit slinging Umps loompa would be better but they aren’t real. So the monkey will have to do.

Should also hire this donkey to squeak it.