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Did J.D. Vance have sexual intercourse with a couch using a latex glove for protection?
Please feel free to discuss continuously for the next 88 days, as guaranteed by the 1st Amendment which MagaTs like Elon Musk use to justify hate speech on Xitter 
| 35 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited | |
| Yes, absolutely | |
6 (17%) |
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| I don't believe he used a glove | |
3 (9%) |
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| It may have been a loveseat | |
2 (6%) |
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| It was on the internet. What more proof do you need? | |
1 (3%) |
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| Not past tense, this is an ongoing relationship | |
3 (9%) |
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| Still waiting for his official denial | |
5 (14%) |
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| No, but I will continue to joke about it | |
10 (29%) |
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| No, this is juvenile and needs to stop | |
4 (11%) |
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| Undecided | |
0 (0%) |
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| Other (Please do tell!) | |
1 (3%) |
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| 0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided. | |
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laugh at jokes about it. 
to include some of your poll choices 
