That ain't fake tan. That's dirt!

The eternal kind.

Taxidermist.



Granted, they have nothing to work with.

But when you exceed your "sell by" date by 10 years, it's hard to package this stinker

He thought he was on a glide path to victory, and all he had to until November was show up, spew the memorized greatest-hits lines, do a little feet-in-concrete dance, and win a trophy for best performance in the ‘animated corpse’ category.

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who was the host of those horror shows from the late '80s or early '90s....

Crypt-keeper DonOld!!!!!

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Looks like the makeup is failing. Melting in the heat, maybe?

I enlarged it and there are several white spots through the orange makeup. One by the upper left lip and another on the upper cheek.

Also, he really is in pain. That is the face of someone who is barely making it through what he’s doing.

Sucks to be trump.

Trick cigar?

. . . and you can see where the bronze makeup does not cover the pasty white skin.

Am I an awful person for praying that he dies of cardiac arrest in front of one of his rallies? Just stops in mid-sentence, grasps his chest -- mutters something unintelligible -- then falls to the ground dead?