...that it's normal for different people to get different results from counting the same things.

Weird? Or cheating?

Jesus or no Jesus how fucking backwards is it to focus not on how many people vote for you, but instead on who counts them. Its like he doesn't even believe numbers can be true. Similar to when he repeatedly said that there wouldn't be covid if they would stop testing.
Its as if objective reality doesnt exist, only what people believe. No wonder he appeals to evangelicals.

Only mean what you want them to mean, in his worm infested mind. It's how he operates on all levels.

With apologies to Humpty Dumpty.

Of childhood development. Usually once you're in Kindergarten you understand that you can still be seen if you're under the covers.
Clearly developmentally, he's about 4.
With apologies to toddlers.

Put the cookie behind your back... child starts balling... NO COOKIE!

letisha james caught up w him.

Opinions count as much as facts, doing own research, if T says it's so then it's true, etc.
Covid made this glaringly obvious.

…facts,” in case you don’t like those pesky real ones.

Big Bro says War Is Peace.

Forget those pointy-head nerds with their computers and math. Alpha males don't need that!

that Trump thinks that.

There was a jesus and he could come down...

It's more likely that he would "come down" merely to strike the bastard with a bolt of lightning.

deities are just bit players in their show.

Jesus would cheat for me?

The people who count the votes decide everything.’

— Joseph Stalin.

"Oh, Donald, you are going to Hell for that lie."

I believe His arrival would be either preceded or accompanied by the Rapture, in which all True Believers would ascend to Heaven.

So I guess Dastardly Donnie agrees with me that the remaining Californian voters would be predominantly drawn from his voting pool?

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything."

--attributed to Soviet dictator Josef Stalin

**on edit--I just saw that someone else already cited the Stalin quote in a prior post.

Don't cross him.

take a miracle for Trump to win California.

And, to sort of quote John Fugelsang, every time Trump mentions Jesus, an angel coughs up blood.

Trump is seriously unwell and is thoroughly unqualified to run for president, let alone possess any real qualifications for the job. The fact the mainstream media continues to prop him up is nothing less than horrifying.

Trump has spent a lifetime embodying the seven deadly sins and breaking every commandment, but as long as he periodically parrots the right godly propaganda, evangelicals will quiver and throb their way to the ballot box even as they sell their SNAP benefits in order generate cash to donate to him.

They're a dangerous kkkult of ignorant racist fuckheads.

saved me so that I can save the world" during his Dr. Phil interview. He's really pushing his "divinity" to his devout followers.

That his not being killed meant God believed in HIM as the person to save the country.

I don't think even a Jesuit could save him from the bonfire....

And it is clearly stated in words ascribed to the Christ that a divorced person commits adultery in taking a new spouse.

A committed and unabashed adulterer is just the sort ought to fear return of the Son of Man seated in Glory on the clouds....

and exists only to give Trump whatever he wants.

tending/harvesting grapes, lettuce, etc and hiding from immigration to bother with your sorry ass.

You see Don, Jesus is not an American citizen, so he can’t vote. What makes you think he should be allowed to count them?

Two people can come up with two different tallies in Trump's brain- one favorable to trump and one based in reality.

but it's also what TSF wants, to make his nonsense seem credible when we discuss it.

I laugh and treat his nonsense with mockery.

He says something so delusional that it would get anyone else who said a thing thrown into a mental health facility. Then the MSM has to discuss it like it’s real thing and then they have to talk about it for two or three days until Trump has another brain fart.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

We read this stuff and say he's delusional.

But the MAGAs read this stuff and all they hear is "Jesus" and "win California."

Hopefully, Jesus will help him also win an all expenses paid stay at Riker’s!

Alternative math.

How fucking stupid is that?

...and I don't mean for office.

… it would be to help you board the express train to Hell.

Apparently there is no deity paying attention.

He wouldn’t be able to stop slapping the @#$& out of Trump

Florida's Baker Act law is a means of providing individuals with emergency services and temporary detention for up to 72 hours for mental health examination pursuant to Florida Statute Chapter 394. The Baker Act DOES NOT guarantee long term placement for individuals.

Just in case Melania is unaware of the help she could get in order to ensure her husband is not a danger to himself or others. At the very least an evaluation is in order.

So keep eating McDonald's and chug that Diet Coke you orange prick!

The Price is Right!

He is not lying here. This is delusion. This is the guy people want with the nuclear codes.

Not if he won, but if he simply was allowed to be the candidate, America as we know it would be over. And this is why. The man clearly has no business being a candidate for POTUS and everyone in the media and his party knows it. But he continues to be presented as legitimate, even when what h says can't be justified in any way, shape or form. I saw another poster a few months ago stated "he is a third rate(at best) con man who even children see through". Its a spot on description. No other person would be given the time of day saying complete nonsense like the things he says. All the GOP had to do was say "we're done" and move on. It was that simple. All the media had to do was make a moral decision that they were not going to cover him as a political candidate after the sexual assault and hush money convictions. But, we continue....

If Jesus came back now and saw what was going on, he could not stop throwing up.

Max Von Sydow played the character who made the quip.

He did say that all of the laws would exist until the end of time, and those laws he's talking about aren't friendly to rape victims.

Like how the law requires executing an urban rape victim who didn't cry out for help. Who cares if she had her mouth covered or a knife at her throat? Silence literally equaled death for an urban rape victim, always.

Or how the law requires a rural virgin rape victim to marry her rapist if he can afford to pay her dad off for damaging 'his' property.

Or how the law allows a father to sell a daughter into sexual slavery, whether or not she consents. Forcing sex without consent is rape, you know.

Or how the almighty himself made it okay to kidnap women and rape them to force them into marriage.

Or how the 'great' lawgiver Moses demanded the murder of female war captives who weren't virgins, but allowed taking captive virgins to do with as their captor willed. The virgins included little girls.

But, yeah, keep kidding yourself that the Space Buddy or his kid would have a problem with this adjudicated rapist, when their laws repeatedly demonstrate that they don't have a problem with sexual assault.

LOL!

The family would be having rather difficult conversations about what sort of long term mental treatment facility that person should be placed in. That is some next level derangement - both from Dr. Phil and Trump.

away from anywhere they shouldn't be, like he did with the pharisees. He would condemn them for being hypocrites and caring more about money than loving people.

But here in the real world, you are still a LOSER