This Trump-non-judicial-rationalizing is a giant load of horseshit

It’s Ed Banky, the basketball coach at Pencey and his star player Stradlater in The Catcher In The Rye all over again. Banky lent Stradlater his car even though it was forbidden by the rules. Because all the big shot assholes always get special privileges from the time they’re children.

Same with Trump. I guarantee you that people knew some other kid took his SAT’s for him but “whatyagonnadoaboutit”? This guy has been allowed to break every rule for 78 years and aside from a federal case against his father and him for rental discrimination, nothing ever happens. Even when he’s CONVICTED nothing happens.

You or I would have been tarred and feathered 60 years ago if we pulled shit like this, but the rich and famous can grab as much pussy to their hearts’ content and everyone’s gonna look the other way, ‘cause it ain’t their pussy being grabbed. And you know what, if it WERE, it’d be just some honor to have him grab it because he is not only the smartest, richest, handsomest, most educated, shrewdest, insightful, and brilliant man in the entire world, but is in fact, the Second Coming of the Messiah.

Nothing but nothing can surprise me or shock me anymore. Your uncle screws chickens? Ok…what’s actually wrong with that? No bottom…no limit on lying, perversity, or sin. It’s all ok. Incest, pedophilia, murder, rape, extortion, bribery and blackmail, what’s to do? Someone’s found guilty of 34 felony counts? Let’s just hold off because I don’t want anyone to get hurt…especially me or my loving family. It’s all bullshit anyway. Do you have your Netflix, your Miller Lite, and your NFL football? You do? Then just shut the fuck up and stop demanding your rights.

You have the right to pay $300 monthly for cable tv, you have the right to pay taxes to support the construction of stadia for billionaires, you have the right to have your child murdered by a large-caliber automatic weapon in his or her school, so whatcha bellyaching about?

“Fuck this shit” as my dear, departed brother used to opine. Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue. All I can say is: she better fucking win.