Senior crew on a US warship installed an unauthorised Starlink dish attached to a wooden pallet and were discovered because the network was named 'STINKY'

Restricted internet access can be a pain. I would imagine the US Navy, of all things, would have some pretty tight restrictions on what you can and can't do with an official connection on board one of its ships, especially when on a sensitive mission in another country's waters.

So what to do? Well, you could just suck it up and be careful about your internet usage. Or, if you were a senior crew member on the USS Manchester, you could buy a Starlink connection for $2,800, strap it to a pallet, stick it on the outside of your $500 million warship, and call it a day (via Ars Technica). Job done.

According to the Navy Times, Command Senior Chief Grisel Marrero, among other senior staff, did just that. The dish was installed so that those in-the-know could check sports scores, text home and stream movies to the US Naval vessel while it was deployed to the West Pacific, free from the restrictions of the Navy-monitored connection.

The cunning scheme was discovered because the WiFi network was named, rather glaringly, "STINKY", which appears to be one of the default names a Starlink connection could ascribe itself—alongside "STARLINK", which would also be a fairly obvious giveaway.