We can count on it My Friend

exceedingly sharp, tiny, and painful. And incredibly hard to get out.

with poison ivy or poison oak trim.

The Watape (pronounced 'wait-a-bit') tree.

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several Harris Walz signs disappear yesterday. Maybe game cams could be next...


Update just heard that over 400 signs were
stolen in town.

Pretty creepy. There might also be a "ring"
of perps who carried this out. Some signs were on private property, some on public.
Different penalties for each.
400 is a helluva lot of signs..

investigate. Now I'm wondering about the surrounding towns. Will check in with Maine news later.
Damn thugs. sigh..

Of poison oak.

Coat the sign with a layer of baby oil laced with cayenne pepper.

I think a good defense would be "I was just adding American Beautyroses for decoration and emphasis. Can I help it if [vandal] is not smart enough to know that roses have thorns?"

it's a way of keeping the deer from eating the signs. Deer hate the taste of ghost pepper extract too from what I've been told.

but if I lived in a place that had a place to put one, I"d probably just use my capsaicin recipe guaranteed to make a sign thief rethink his career in vandalism the next time he took a leak.

Pricks for pricks.

would make for some messed up shows, and shit tracked into the vehicle if they use one....

but I like the rose branches.

and fly it high above your house ?
The only way for them to remove it would be to shoot it down..
Or just fly a big helium balloon with Harris/Walz on it.

Strippers prefer gold glitter because of the spotlights, so I have been told. Very fine grade glitter. Wives will wonder where he went last night when he went sign hunting. Cheap dollar tree perfume, too.

"I was making my sign more noticeable" is a creditable defense.