Top Ten Reasons Trump Looks So Terrible

10. Sought deregulated knockoff Beautox treatment.
9. Haitian immigrant Hannibale Lectere ate his face.
8. Has an issue with pore crowd size.
7. Black don't crack, but orange (well, nothing rhymes with orange).
6. Didn't read My Pillow fine print.
5. He's ugly.
4. Too many McBleach milkshakes.
3. Sour grapes = bad preserves.
2. Wears free post prison suit before going to prison.
1. Maga-lardo windows are under water.