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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWriter Paul Rudnick FTW (tweets on Trump, Mike Johnson and Kristi Noem)
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Paul Rudnick
@PaulRudnickNY
Trump's health records would show:
- He's as fit as any 98-year-old
- He's a diaper-half-full kind of guy
- He hasn't washed his face in 50 years
- Ancient mosquitos are trapped in his hair
- His joints have been replaced with subpoenas
- He can nap while he's speaking
@PaulRudnickNY
Trump's health records would show:
- He's as fit as any 98-year-old
- He's a diaper-half-full kind of guy
- He hasn't washed his face in 50 years
- Ancient mosquitos are trapped in his hair
- His joints have been replaced with subpoenas
- He can nap while he's speaking
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Paul Rudnick
@PaulRudnickNY
Mike Johnson says Trump's medical records are "irrelevant." Mike's own records include:
- The complete disappearance of his balls
- No discernible backbone
- A condition called "frozen smirk"
- When x-rayed, his head was found up his ass
- Gonorrhea from Mar-a-Lago hot tub
@PaulRudnickNY
Mike Johnson says Trump's medical records are "irrelevant." Mike's own records include:
- The complete disappearance of his balls
- No discernible backbone
- A condition called "frozen smirk"
- When x-rayed, his head was found up his ass
- Gonorrhea from Mar-a-Lago hot tub
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Paul Rudnick
@PaulRudnickNY
Here's Kristi Noem dancing to YMCA at a Trump rally. Because:
- Shooting her dog wasn't hateful enough
- She's miming a wind turbine
- She's practicing her hug
- Her arms froze while she was stealing a flatscreen
- She's catching pieces of Trump's skin
@PaulRudnickNY
Here's Kristi Noem dancing to YMCA at a Trump rally. Because:
- Shooting her dog wasn't hateful enough
- She's miming a wind turbine
- She's practicing her hug
- Her arms froze while she was stealing a flatscreen
- She's catching pieces of Trump's skin
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highplainsdem
Oct 15
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GoCubsGo
(33,138 posts)1. She's catching pieces of Trump's skin...
3Hotdogs
(13,535 posts)2. Stealing a flatscreen. The Kristie ones are the best.
johnnyfins
(1,470 posts)3. Noem is pathetic
Enjoy eating that shit sandwich last night, Kristi? PHONY.
Godot51
(308 posts)4. Groom of the Stool
Mike Johnson is applying to become trump's "Groom of the Stool".
However, Kristi Noem would be perfect for that job. She even has the reach.
wolfie001
(3,833 posts)5. Grooming the Stool
KS Toronado
(19,696 posts)6. His medical records are irrelevant Mike Johnson?
I'm sure you were one of the many attacking Biden over his age.
niyad
(120,597 posts)7. Didn't the Village People issue a "cease and desist" about orange anus
using "YMCA"?
highplainsdem
(52,786 posts)9. Yes, but they've backed off that. From Billboard today:
https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/donald-trump-gnr-sinead-oconnor-village-people-town-hall-cease-desist-1235800934/
In a statement sent to Billboard on Tuesday morning, Village People co-founder, Y.M.C.A. lyricist and one of the owners of the songs copyright Victor Willis responded to Trumps use of their anthem, writing, I have been inundated with hundreds of complaints from the public and press about Donald Trump and his campaigns use of my song, he said. Me, and the Village People as well, have in the past opposed Trumps use of Y.M.C.A. and we have made this very clear to him.
Willis continued, But, he has continued to use the song because hes legally entitled to do so because he took the time to apply for a political use license, which was granted by my performance rights organization, BMI. Could I have asked my wife, whos a lawyer, to have BMI revoke his political use license yes. But Willis said he decided not to because Trumps repeated use has greatly benefitted the song, which he said shot it to No. 2 on Billboards digital chart.
So, we decided to no longer oppose his use until the end of the presidential campaign, Willis said. Some fans are demanding that I sue. I am not going to sue the President over his use of Y.M.C.A. because its stupid and just plain hateful. Though I dont dislike Trump, I am a registered Democrat who supports Kamala Harris for President. He said Harris is also free to play the song if she wants to.
Willis continued, But, he has continued to use the song because hes legally entitled to do so because he took the time to apply for a political use license, which was granted by my performance rights organization, BMI. Could I have asked my wife, whos a lawyer, to have BMI revoke his political use license yes. But Willis said he decided not to because Trumps repeated use has greatly benefitted the song, which he said shot it to No. 2 on Billboards digital chart.
So, we decided to no longer oppose his use until the end of the presidential campaign, Willis said. Some fans are demanding that I sue. I am not going to sue the President over his use of Y.M.C.A. because its stupid and just plain hateful. Though I dont dislike Trump, I am a registered Democrat who supports Kamala Harris for President. He said Harris is also free to play the song if she wants to.
niyad
(120,597 posts)11. Thank you. That was most informative, and rather disappointing.
mucholderthandirt
(1,201 posts)10. It's fun to stay at the Y M C A!
Mikey knows, he's been there, his son probably has the evidence on that shared porn avoidance site.
I mean, seriously, people. A song about gay culture, by gay singers, played by people who hate gay people. They're still WEIRD! Never let the MAGAs forget it.