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highplainsdem

(52,786 posts)
Tue Oct 15, 2024, 06:26 AM Oct 15

Writer Paul Rudnick FTW (tweets on Trump, Mike Johnson and Kristi Noem)




Paul Rudnick
@PaulRudnickNY

Trump's health records would show:
- He's as fit as any 98-year-old
- He's a diaper-half-full kind of guy
- He hasn't washed his face in 50 years
- Ancient mosquitos are trapped in his hair
- His joints have been replaced with subpoenas
- He can nap while he's speaking






Paul Rudnick
@PaulRudnickNY
Mike Johnson says Trump's medical records are "irrelevant." Mike's own records include:
- The complete disappearance of his balls
- No discernible backbone
- A condition called "frozen smirk"
- When x-rayed, his head was found up his ass
- Gonorrhea from Mar-a-Lago hot tub







Paul Rudnick
@PaulRudnickNY

Here's Kristi Noem dancing to YMCA at a Trump rally. Because:
- Shooting her dog wasn't hateful enough
- She's miming a wind turbine
- She's practicing her hug
- Her arms froze while she was stealing a flatscreen
- She's catching pieces of Trump's skin

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Writer Paul Rudnick FTW (tweets on Trump, Mike Johnson and Kristi Noem) (Original Post) highplainsdem Oct 15 OP
She's catching pieces of Trump's skin... GoCubsGo Oct 15 #1
Stealing a flatscreen. The Kristie ones are the best. 3Hotdogs Oct 15 #2
Noem is pathetic johnnyfins Oct 15 #3
Groom of the Stool Godot51 Oct 15 #4
Grooming the Stool wolfie001 Oct 15 #5
LOL! highplainsdem Oct 15 #8
His medical records are irrelevant Mike Johnson? KS Toronado Oct 15 #6
Didn't the Village People issue a "cease and desist" about orange anus niyad Oct 15 #7
Yes, but they've backed off that. From Billboard today: highplainsdem Oct 15 #9
Thank you. That was most informative, and rather disappointing. niyad Oct 15 #11
It's fun to stay at the Y M C A! mucholderthandirt Oct 15 #10

Godot51

(308 posts)
4. Groom of the Stool
Tue Oct 15, 2024, 07:40 AM
Oct 15

Mike Johnson is applying to become trump's "Groom of the Stool".

However, Kristi Noem would be perfect for that job. She even has the reach.

KS Toronado

(19,696 posts)
6. His medical records are irrelevant Mike Johnson?
Tue Oct 15, 2024, 08:29 AM
Oct 15

I'm sure you were one of the many attacking Biden over his age.

highplainsdem

(52,786 posts)
9. Yes, but they've backed off that. From Billboard today:
Tue Oct 15, 2024, 02:58 PM
Oct 15
https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/donald-trump-gnr-sinead-oconnor-village-people-town-hall-cease-desist-1235800934/

In a statement sent to Billboard on Tuesday morning, Village People co-founder, “Y.M.C.A.” lyricist and one of the owners of the song’s copyright Victor Willis responded to Trump’s use of their anthem, writing, “I have been inundated with hundreds of complaints from the public and press about Donald Trump and his campaign’s use of my song,” he said. “Me, and the Village People as well, have in the past opposed Trump’s use of ‘Y.M.C.A.’ and we have made this very clear to him.”

Willis continued, “But, he has continued to use the song because he’s legally entitled to do so because he took the time to apply for a political use license, which was granted by my performance rights organization, BMI. Could I have asked my wife, who’s a lawyer, to have BMI revoke his political use license… yes.” But Willis said he decided not to because Trump’s repeated use has “greatly benefitted” the song, which he said shot it to No. 2 on Billboard’s digital chart.

“So, we decided to no longer oppose his use until the end of the presidential campaign,” Willis said. “Some fans are demanding that I sue. I am not going to sue the President over his use of ‘Y.M.C.A.’ because it’s stupid and just plain hateful. Though I don’t dislike Trump, I am a registered Democrat who supports Kamala Harris for President.” He said Harris is also free to play the song if she wants to.

mucholderthandirt

(1,201 posts)
10. It's fun to stay at the Y M C A!
Tue Oct 15, 2024, 04:50 PM
Oct 15

Mikey knows, he's been there, his son probably has the evidence on that shared porn avoidance site.

I mean, seriously, people. A song about gay culture, by gay singers, played by people who hate gay people. They're still WEIRD! Never let the MAGAs forget it.

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