Why DonOld didn't like to play football

The hits are coming fast and furious today. One headline after another making this creep look like the fading demented fool and weak loser that he is.

Apparently, he went on one of those "bro" podcasts where he just talks crap for hours while the hosts laugh at everything he says, no matter how stupid or untrue. He told them that he didn't like to play football because he didn't like to be tackled by someone from a bad neighborhood.

Okay, excuse me? And this is who the bros think is macho? You're gonna have to explain that to me like I'm five.