They may let him hold a fry basket.

fresh from the fryer. He’ll claim he’s performing “quality control”.

If he did work the fryer, I hope his stupid ass forgets to take off that long necktie and it gets dipped in the grease.

for a pic then jumping into his limo with a shit grin I worked!

Are they going to try to lure him there with the promise of all the Big Macs he can eat, then hope he doesn't bail when he finds out he's expected to simulate working at a peasant's job?

Actually, he could be trying to prepare for his new position as a kitchen trustee in a minimum security prison.

I have to wonder if he's actually been IN a kitchen in the last seventy years.

Also, will they have to sterilize the place after he leaves? I can imagine his stench permeating the food.

Them having to talk to him like a 5 year old. I wonder if he will drop the plastic bag and all into the fryer. I’d also bet that’s the first thing he has ever cooked. I wonder how he will handle putting the salt on. Shake once sir, shake again sir. Then he will say a big strong man with tears in his eyes said that was the best fries ever made and gave him his cook’s apron.

1. burns himself
2. burns the food.
3. orders someone to do it for him, because he doesn't know how.

the fryer is timed and beeps .

I agree that he is likely to burn himself.

The oil itself can't be cooled at all until near closing. So either the basket has to automatically move, or the cook has to move the basket manually.

basket movement is manual with your hands

I'd definitely fail McD's training. There's too much extraneous information for my brain to process.

drinking the grease on your Bingo card...

Or is he going to try running a fryer in that giant blue suit?

Seems unlikely he will pull an entire grueling 30 minute shift. He'll have camera crew waiting and be there ONLY as long as it takes for 2 soundbites for a video, and 5 or so still photos.

Size XXXXXL with a hat size 9 1/2. And toddler size rubber gloves to keep the germs away.

other jobs, considering that he supposedly owns other businesses...

to eat anything that came near him during the cooking process considering all the hubbub about his personal odor.

...for anything more than releasing gas and feces through every orfice.

VP should find someone in Michigan to name her 'Woman of the Year."

100 percent.

if I saw an old man I knew had a full diaper on working behind the counter around food, I would head out the door and find another fast food joint. I seriously doubt trump washes his hands after he cleans the orange goo from his face off them in the morning. They are soap-free the rest of the day.

His toupee falling in the grease vat.

Under local and state food preparation/sanitation laws, I don't see how he's allowed near a fryer.

You have to wear certain clothes/uniforms that the company provides to protect food from contamination.

You have to cleanse your hands thoroughly and wear protective gloves.

Not to mention, even trainees need more than a few minutes of orientation before they're put online.

I don't see how unless McDonald's is going to throw away any fries he makes and the oil.

That he even shows up to do this …





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If he bobs for them. Like apples

a deep fryer. Seriously.

and change it to things like “Franco Fries” and “Mussolini Burger w/Cheese”

he can engage in the traditional bobbing for french fries.

ETA: I see Jerry above beat me to it.

If they actually let him do it he’ll fuck it up by the numbers.

So that explains his rough complexion with its orange hues; he goes to the fry cooker at McDonalds and bobs for french fries. Yum!

department standards.

Everyone knows everything Trump touches, dies.
And McDonald's gonna let him handle their fries.
With his tiny diaper-pooped hands.

There is nothing good for them in this stunt.

that saying comes to mind

from a bad situation to one that is worse:
"he may find himself jumping out of the frying pan into the fire"

that it's easier and quicker to use both hands to scoop the fries out of the oil.

More to the point, who fucking cares?