...Ave Maria.

I prefer the version at the beginning of the movie Hitman.

You should share some of this with Colbert or Maher.

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any of the Bay City Rollers songs.

"God's Gonna Cut You Down"

Sofa #2 by Zappa
Dancing on my sofa by Pascal Comelade

You're not half the man you think you are!

or Creep by Stone Temple Pilots.

You asked. The man makes my skin crawl.

From Cabaret:

Expertise in lip sync.

National Anthem of Nazi Germany

By Frank Zappa

Stay away from meee…eeee. American woman. Mama Let me beeee…..eeeee

He wishes.

JD singing to Donald

I GO ALONG
WHAT ELSE CAN I DO
MAYBE ITS WRONG
BUT YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
SO YOU LIE

Take a look at the end of the third stanza. Change New Orleans to Appalachia.

House of the Rising Sun
The Animals
There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one

My mother was a tailor
She sewed my new blue jeans
My father was a gamblin' man
Down in New Orleans

Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a suitcase and a trunk
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a trump

Oh mother, tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of the Rising Sun

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to New Orleans
To wear that ball and chain

Well, there is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one

I may have that wrong

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Maybe some adhesive from the couch could cause this condition.

Caution: NSFW lyrics

Kinky Friedman

I'm a loser
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be
Of all the love I have won or have lost
There is one love I should never have crossed
She was a girl in a million, my friend
I should have known she would win in the end

He probably has some nu metal or "post grunge" crap that no one has liked since 2005 like Puddle of Mudd

Each morning I wake up,
Before I put on my makeup.
I say a little prayer for you.

... smacking JD on his butt going out the door.

About a guy who can't get a girl and ends up on the couch ?

Especially this verse:

I woke up on the roadside
Daydreamin' 'bout the way things sometimes are
Visions of your chestnut mare
Shoot through my head and are makin' me see stars
You hurt the ones that I love best
And cover up the truth with lies
One day you'll be in the ditch
Flies buzzin' around your eyes
Blood on your saddle
Idiot wind
Blowing through the flowers on your tomb
Blowing through the curtains in your room
Idiot wind
Blowing every time you move your teeth
You're an idiot, babe
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe

Unironically of course!

Highly appropriate because he is one. Hi Deb!