I suspect.

As a general rule I think grave dancing is tacky, because even awful people have at least a few friends and relatives who love them and would be sad that they are dead, and in light of that it would be kind of cruel to celebrate. But when Satan finally calls him home, I don't think anyone will be very sad, not even his immediate family. Oh, Melanoma will spend a few grand on a black designer dress and veil, and she'll do the grieving widow routine, and Gums and Junior and the rest of that nest of vipers will lie about what a great man he was and how they'll miss him and they'll insist on the flashiest possible state funeral, but as soon as they're off camera and before his stinking corpse is cold they'll be looking for the will and start fighting over the estate, or what's left of it. So I won't feel the slightest twinge of guilt over my celebratory Macarena and my grand jetés and gavottes and gigues and drunken break dancing which will continue until I'm out of liquor and have collapsed from exhaustion. So I'll sleep and then I'll dance some more.

. . . just how long Melania can keep a straight face while "mourning" for him.

But not because she'll be sad. She has so much botox in her face that it's always pretty expressionless!

They'll be fighting over who will pay off all the loans and mortgages . I bet he doesn't really OWN anything.

celebrate alone!

But I be trying !!

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awhile back, in another forum. Wrote that I'd dance in the street.

And I don't dance.

. . . because I really don't like standing in long lines.

is right there with us?

Link to tweet

PERFECT!!! I had trouble even typing the words, I was laughing so hard!

Written as lifter I went back and finished listening to the whole delicious tirade! Oh SWOON!!!!!

A Holiday

Well I hope I don't die too soon
I pray the Lord my soul to save
Oh I'll be a good boy, I'm trying so hard to behave
Because there's one thing I know, I'd like to live
long enough to savour
That's when they finally put you in the ground
I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down


He was talking about thatcher, but if that's how he felt about her, I'd guess he's none too fond of Donnie....

There’ll be campaigns and like efforts to do something like that.

Even in death Trump will continue to divide America.

Oh MAN!!! If the donald gets the ol’ heave-ho (again), I’m gonna have some sweet celebrating to do! I want to make sure to have enough for my husband to partake as well, though. Besides, he won’t want to be left out of that one!

Then I’ll fast, at least partially, for the next day or two.

But I be trying

will put him in a golf course too? Maybe just put him in a display case so Maga cult can come look at him for a dollar a pop