He is irredeemable and worthy of nothing more than purgatory falling at the feet of his "dear leader."

A vigorous spanking is bad parenting.

All it took for me is to get my Dad to give me a dirty look!

"Justice the purest and best thing there is."

..... 'cept when it comes to trDUMPee.

that I grew up without a father.

And I’ve been pretty grateful.

until relatively recently.

I was afraid of 9/10 of my friends’ fathers (in the 70s and 80s) and a bit afraid of my own. Most of them seemed to have zero interest in us kids. One time I met a friend of a friend’s father and he was so nice and engaging that I thought he was making fun of me. When I realized he was sincere it made me tear up, because I had no idea that older males could be sweet and caring.

and try to outdo each other by comparing what they got hit with.

I get hit with a belt.
Oh yeah, well I get hit with a shoe.

It meant you were tough. My father wasn’t around. I was glad.

He’s gonna be the one who inherits/wins over MAGA

He’s the next battle.

And not only is Daddy pissed, but he has some serious serious issues as well.

Supper for them and lots of protein to chase pussy!

We women are DONE with this bullshit!!!

Never heard that one, but it sure fits for Tucker.

sicko

That spent more time cheating on his family than paying any attention to his dipshit kids make this statement hilarious.
Eric and Jr. Never had to worry about Dad coming home. They knew he wasn't coming.