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struggle4progress

(120,554 posts)
Thu Oct 31, 2024, 08:21 PM Oct 31

What should Donnie do with his new garbage truck?


16 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
Fill it up with tourbillon watches, gold-painted sneakers, shares of Trump media, and Melania's memoir
3 (19%)
Start a new business hauling corpses from maternity wards to morgues in Texas
0 (0%)
Pack in chunks of dead whale so Bob feels comfortable campaigning from it
1 (6%)
Toss in a few roadkill sofas then offer rides to folk who sign Elon's petitions
0 (0%)
Use it as a golf cart to roll grandly across the Bedminster greens
0 (0%)
It could be a perfect repository for Project 2025 white papers!
5 (31%)
Stick a fry-station in the back and hand out free fries
0 (0%)
Park it on a floating garbage patch in the ocean
0 (0%)
Ask if Rudy G might like having it as a camper
7 (44%)
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What should Donnie do with his new garbage truck? (Original Post) struggle4progress Oct 31 OP
So many great options it was hard to choose, ROFL! 50 Shades Of Blue Oct 31 #1
Become a motivational speaker jmowreader Oct 31 #2
All of the above! Sogo Oct 31 #3
Where's OTHER? usonian Oct 31 #4
Drive it off a cliff with his lemmings following behind him Blue Owl Oct 31 #5
Get in the back and stay there. 2naSalit Oct 31 #6
Someone said that it isn't a Trump garbage truck until he sets it on fire..... ! Jack Valentino Nov 1 #7
He should stuff it, of course. nt Buns_of_Fire Nov 1 #8

jmowreader

(51,606 posts)
2. Become a motivational speaker
Thu Oct 31, 2024, 08:32 PM
Oct 31

"I am Donald Trump. I am a motivational speaker. I'm 78 years old, living on a steady diet of Big Macs and government cheese, I'm twice divorced, and I live in a garbage truck down by the river!"

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