Let's find out! (Googles...) Nope. It's the sex act, itself.

Therefore, it's a /simulated/ BJ with a microphone.

Maybe we're trying to base the slang for "fellatio of a microphone" on the wrong initial condition?

How about "mic-job"?

Or "sucking mic"?

Or... hear me out ...

"AURAL SEX" hahahahahhaha I crack myself up.

It's interesting, because he was stroking the mic stand's "shaft", as well, at the same time. And with his little, delicate hands, it was quite convincing, if not at all arousing. LOL.

OK, I've driven this nail far enough in.

would be “Aural Sects”. For some reason they wouldn’t let us play the high school dance under that name…🤔

"He went all out with the simulatio on that mic stand." < simulatio requires further specification
"Yeah he rubbed it and spit on it too. Clearly that man knows his aural sex!" < aural sex is specific to any roughly-phallic sound-making device

cannot quit him

that's all it is

People have done it with dildo's and even fruit.

I remember an erotic banana eating contest in lauderdale on spring break once..... lol

I would eat a banana in an alluring fashion for a guy's benefit and then bite hard into it and start noshing away......I remember several guys saying AW MAN THAT'S JUST WRONG

Youth isnt always wated on the young.

Trump sucks!

ambiguous, admittedly.

but I don’t think that’s really what we’re looking for.

I’ve always thought that he holds a microphone in a weird way. Why does he place his pinky behind it? I’ve never seen anybody else do that.

Flashbacks of the shower session with Arnold. He wants it so bad.

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Haha
Trumps the new hawk tuah.

TIA...

Maybe prisons should provide sex dolls for the neglected.

For an inmate locked away for years, he is the sex doll...

His nickname would be FiFi Forty Five with a 45 tattooed on his forehead

...that she got in some trouble for simulating a particular sex act with a microphone on live TV. So what should it be called? Kennedy-ing? It's a mystery for the ages.

I wish that NOTHING said or done by that mental leper remain in the language/ slang.

If he choked to death in the mike, well, then I would reconsider.

This is connected somehow?

I thought there should be a new word for cornhole.

In honor of the "man" who demonstrated it to an entire nation.

a Biscuitboy.

Slobbing the Baloneyfone


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is a simu-sexual...

So the object is a ??? simul=objet d'art erotique??? simulo-curiousa??? simulo-sensation???
simulo-pornographique??? simuporn???

I like the "aural sex" suggestion from others for more specific types of "simulatio"

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He said he was seething. A brand new definition fir that word. Sentence example: "I'm gonna seethe me some hot mic!"

NT

Ok, that's a compound word--- but in Trump's case, the word "micro" is a double entendre
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I don't think we "need" a new word, as hopefully we will never have to witness such a thing again,
under my new #4 Rule for presidential candidates:

"Presidential candidates DO NOT simulate masturbation or oral sex in front of cameras"


That seems like obvious 'common sense', but thanks to Drumph,
a rule now has to be initiated... lol

Not a new word for it though.