Sounds like

As with every power-hungry, out-for-myself shithead, that loyalty is superficial.

Because they're all shit!

Gets you a TITLE in the trump administration. You won’t have a job. You will have a title which comes with a hefty salary. Your opinion is irrelevant. Stray, and be fired, replaced by another disposable object. Replaced by a convicted felon, rapist and stealer of classified information. This is what happens when conservatives values are activated.

Drumph’s hires are totally DEI.

Government of the least qualified.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakistocracy

... of elitism.

No worries. They won't last long but the question is how long will our country last?

suckers and losers.

Or a better acronym from the synonyms
strategic incompetence
toxic incompetence

I'm sure there are better things, but that's what I've got.

(Improvised explosive devices)

I just call it "DEI for mediocre white folks"

* Conformity Injustice Exclusion

It can be the Department for Employing Idiots.

Hold your sycophants closer.

...could be called DEI hires: Don Jr, Eric, and Ivanka.

I've seen it before, maybe here.

Sycophantic Interns For Trump.

Also has alternate meaning. The Orange Menace was meeting with his CONS today...

Bigotry, Hate, Oppression

or instead of something hire refer to them as hired minions.