This guy is not some fracking evil genius!

He's not smart. He's not crafty. He's not street-wise. He's not crazy like a fox.

He is a easily manipulated narcissistic buffoon in mental decline who never got enough attention from his mommy and daddy. He doesn't care if he's a dictator or a President. All he wants is to be loved and respected, and he's going to do whatever the people who he thinks love and respect him want him to do. The only reason he respects authoritarian dictators is because, pee tapes aside, those people pretend to respect him, and he thinks these "friends" of his command respect, so he wants to be just like them.

He hates Pelosi, Schumer, Hillary, Obama, Kamala because they know he's a fraud and they laugh at him in public. He hates any news organization that calls him out on his idiocy. He hates the left because he is not loved by the left. He hates non-MAGAt Republicans because they don't respect him.

No shit Sherlock, you say, you're not telling us anything we don't know. Where are you going with this?

Democrats in Congress, it is time to take one for the team. It's time to start some tiny gladhanding, kissing giant orange ass and sucking some tiny mushroom d!ck. Left leaning billionaires and celebrities, choke back some vomit and suck up to the guy. I don't care if you have to cry and take a fricking Silkwood shower afterwards. Put your brown-nose to the grindstone and save the Republic.

MANIPULATE HIM! Destroy his trust in his cabinet and his kitchen cabinet. MANIPULATE HIM! Show him how popular he'll be if he just does (fill in the blank). MANIPULATE HIM! MANIPULATE HIM! MANIPULATE HIM!

And when he is dead and gone, we can all join hands, sing Kumbaya and piss on his grave together.