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The Onion: Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
https://theonion.com/sweating-rfk-jr-performs-self-surgery-to-extract-big-mac-from-stomach/NEW YORK—After being forced to eat McDonald’s on the private jet of President-elect Donald Trump, a visibly sweaty Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly performed surgery on himself this weekend to extract a Big Mac from his stomach. “I have to cut the McDonald’s out before it attacks my other organs,” said the nominee for secretary of health and human services.....
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