F'n asshole doesn't realize how privileged his life has been.

Would be nothing without wealth.

Sadly, Trumpketeers will buy this crap for their grandkids. Could you imagine getting that in your stocking on Christmas morning?

If you push the button again, does it soil its diaper?

The modern day version of the Betsy Wetsy doll - the Donnie Dookie doll!
Another fine (cough, cough) Griftco product.

In MAGA world.

Well not that subjective because let’s just say I have lived the life or seen people even
further “down that Casey Jones* y mescalito highway than me.” One good thing about
my years of recreational fun is that last year when I got really sick and almost died and
had surgery, intubated,, and months of hospital/nursing home time my hallucinations
were just like old times and gummies made my time in the nursing home not quite as
bad.

Don Jr’s eyes tell the story.

*

I’m sure jr isn’t getting most of the profits. Daddy wouldn’t allow that. Expect a lot of tfg themed stuff coming out from his family after he’s in the WH. Not that maga wouldn’t care if he stood in the rose garden and sold nft’s.

thinking they'll be as collectable as vintage Star Wars toys