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milestogo

(18,216 posts)
Fri Dec 20, 2024, 12:19 PM Yesterday

What would you like to give Elon Musk for Christmas?

How about revocation of American citizenship and a one-way ticket to South Africa. They can just drop him in the ocean where all the sharks gather.



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What would you like to give Elon Musk for Christmas? (Original Post) milestogo Yesterday OP
The middle finger. OLDMDDEM Yesterday #1
A trip to France's La Guillotine. trump &all the evil GOPs also Trueblue1968 Yesterday #20
I'm a big fan of a return to the guillotine nocoincidences Yesterday #23
Can't say what's on my mind without getting banned. Basso8vb Yesterday #2
Your gift idea sounds perfect SheltieLover Yesterday #3
Recall on every battery he ever sold /nt bucolic_frolic Yesterday #4
A drug test n/t leftstreet Yesterday #5
Prison Kid Berwyn Yesterday #6
A bronze bull Mike 03 Yesterday #7
What a wonderful idea for the MAGA Lard Oho,... magicarpet Yesterday #25
An atomic wedgie, a purple nurple, a swirly, a wet willie and a sack full of noogies /nt Blappy Yesterday #8
A swamp crocodile for the swamp t muskrat😂 malaise Yesterday #9
Deportation to claudette Yesterday #10
"Swear to gawd doc, odins folly Yesterday #11
.... a large overdose of fentynal,... magicarpet Yesterday #12
A one way ticket for two on a SpaceX rocket to the Emile Yesterday #13
The boot Maeve Yesterday #14
To borrow a line from Yellowstone... ultralite001 Yesterday #15
A permanent Rebl2 Yesterday #16
Agreed, deportation back to South Africa. TexLaProgressive Yesterday #17
A vasectomy. fierywoman Yesterday #18
Without anesthesia LSparkle Yesterday #32
Luigi. nt. Voltaire2 Yesterday #19
What he... 2naSalit Yesterday #21
A one-way ticket to Mars and a bag of shit potatoes. Initech Yesterday #22
A Trip On A Sub Deep State Witch Yesterday #24
A new tax bracket just for him. A judgment and a bill for tax of 95% of anything he owns. Walleye Yesterday #26
99.9% milestogo Yesterday #30
His cars start exploding and they become dangerous be to around or near kimbutgar Yesterday #27
A memorial service. nt intrepidity Yesterday #28
A black eye . FuzzyRabbit Yesterday #29
Wave my magic wand and give him a soul FullySupportDems Yesterday #31
My foot so far up his sss mysuzuki2 Yesterday #33
Five years jmowreader Yesterday #34
A hearty meal of scraps from RFK's freezer. Ping Tung Yesterday #35
How about an untimely encounter with a wood chipper? Borogove Yesterday #36
Not as happy as it sounds. milestogo Yesterday #42
Trump's thin skin Noel Kums Yesterday #37
A pet snake for the toad. ornotna Yesterday #38
A nice new pager. Swede Yesterday #39
A one-way ticket to Mars. City Lights Yesterday #40
that depends. do i have immunity from prosecution for my gift? Takket Yesterday #41
A one-way ticket to outer space. NoveltySocks Yesterday #43
He's probably already been there. milestogo Yesterday #45
A lump of coal, obviously. n/t totodeinhere Yesterday #44

nocoincidences

(2,342 posts)
23. I'm a big fan of a return to the guillotine
Fri Dec 20, 2024, 01:13 PM
Yesterday

as a treatment for the greedy.

It worked well in France, and it can accommodate the large numbers who require it in this country. Very efficient.

SheltieLover

(60,138 posts)
3. Your gift idea sounds perfect
Fri Dec 20, 2024, 12:22 PM
Yesterday

Only I would also revoking Natasha's citizenship & send them off together.

Mike 03

(17,308 posts)
7. A bronze bull
Fri Dec 20, 2024, 12:25 PM
Yesterday
The brazen bull, also known as the bronze bull, Sicilian bull, or bull of Phalaris, was a torture and execution device designed in ancient Greece


Not for the squeamish:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull

magicarpet

(16,893 posts)
25. What a wonderful idea for the MAGA Lard Oho,...
Fri Dec 20, 2024, 01:50 PM
Yesterday

.... all you can eat buffet serving table. The bull could be the evening dinner attraction. The Orange Fuhrer's enemies could be cooked in the bull with steam flaring from the bull's nostrils until well done. Then the bull opened up and the human roast could be carved up into single person portions then covered and smeared with ketchup. Then served to the $100K members of Shitler's private club.

They could even change the name from MAGA LARD OH to the White Khristian Kannible Klub.

odins folly

(274 posts)
11. "Swear to gawd doc,
Fri Dec 20, 2024, 12:28 PM
Yesterday

He musta slipped and sat down on that 12 gauge, that would be the only explanation of how it ended up his ass...."

Walleye

(36,354 posts)
26. A new tax bracket just for him. A judgment and a bill for tax of 95% of anything he owns.
Fri Dec 20, 2024, 01:53 PM
Yesterday

kimbutgar

(23,572 posts)
27. His cars start exploding and they become dangerous be to around or near
Fri Dec 20, 2024, 01:58 PM
Yesterday

And the lawsuits are so overwhelming they bankrupt him.

FuzzyRabbit

(2,103 posts)
29. A black eye .
Fri Dec 20, 2024, 02:06 PM
Yesterday

Or a bloody nose.
I am letting him off easy. What he is proposing will result in death to tens of thousands.

FullySupportDems

(197 posts)
31. Wave my magic wand and give him a soul
Fri Dec 20, 2024, 02:11 PM
Yesterday

So he can feel human emotions like shame, guilt and fear...for Christmas

jmowreader

(51,581 posts)
34. Five years
Fri Dec 20, 2024, 03:46 PM
Yesterday

You know there’s something we can get him on, and I suspect his battery factory has enough environmental issues to do it.

Borogove

(41 posts)
36. How about an untimely encounter with a wood chipper?
Fri Dec 20, 2024, 04:12 PM
Yesterday

That would put an end to his dreams of immortality.

milestogo

(18,216 posts)
45. He's probably already been there.
Fri Dec 20, 2024, 04:59 PM
Yesterday

But maybe we could get him a ticket on one of those submersibles going down to see Titanic...

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