So stay tuned and you will be rewarded.

... they find someone to deliver a eulogy without laughing.

The search continues ...

We no longer have Groucho, WC Fields or Ambrose Bierce.

I would love to hear his take!

"I didn't attend his funeral, but I sent a lovely note approving of it."

My vote would be Molly Ivins!

Too good😀

I had a glimmer of hope so many times when it got close, like when he got COVID.

Dementia is really taking it's toll and he is just an eyelash away from the blithering idiot stage. Vance is a hapless scared puppet, my hope is we make it through the first two years without WWIII breaking out.

and he will do whatever makes him the most money.

Looks like it will be at least four years...

It's in my fridge just waiting to be popped open. C'mon DU, print the story already!!

with his name on it.

christmas, early birthdays, a world day of celebration, whatever we call it!!!).

Anything that makes TFG's life miserable is a plus for America......

Well, he does have a horrible case of diarrhea of the mouth......

Every day, a man goes to the newsstand and pays for the paper. He looks at the front page then tosses it back down in disgust. After weeks of this behavior, the stand's owner asked the man, "Why do you do that every day?" "I'm looking for an obituary," said the man. "But the obits are in the second section," replied the owner. "The obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page!" declared the man.

who it was that shared it. IIRC it was an old Soviet joke, which helps explain why the man didn't dare say whose obit he was looking for.

Those visions transport me to my happy place.

Art Bell used to be on the radio. He swore that if his audience just coordinated, and thought the same thoughts, a particular outcome would occur. (No, the hurricanes still struck and no aliens ever landed as best we knew.)

Another disappointing morning. Although JD Vance may be worse than Trump. Trump's a buffoon, but he's a snake.

less useful), so we possibly would not have the cult-love factor.

I'd rather not see them posted here. But, it's not my site.

Keep hope alive.

That bottle of the good bubbly is still waiting in my fridge.

get my hopes up.

I will celebrate

I'm not looking forward to the new year, to put it
mildly.

Need to loose a few Reps and Senators enough to alter leadership. Then we would be better prepared for the Constitutional challange of loosing a VP & Prez niminee between 1-06 & 1-20. My unanswered prayers were for some SC vacancies b4 Christmas too. So not much luck. Not wishing any to decease just not able to fulfil roles or w Execs to even be able to nominate cabinent nor take the oath. Whew at best going to be a bumpy 24-48 months.

...at the headline, and then throws the paper in the waste basket.

After a time, the news stand attendant can't stand it, and asks the guy why he does that.

The guy answers, "I'm looking for an obituary."

The news stand attendant says "Those are on the last page."

The guy answers, "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."

President Vance would be run by the same people who run President Trump, but the MAGA cult would dissolve, and that can only be a good thing.

So the first thing I do each morning upon awakening is check to see if that vile pig of a man is dead.

Until then ... keep the faith!

Trump will probably outlive most people on here

Not the Simpsons

But it has been floating around the internet for many years.

Tan suit of death


To Serve Man


"Hot" mike


Emails to read


Suicide


Goose is cooked


Goose is served


Biff finds a job


Fuck You, Pay me


A scenic cruise (missile)

So what else do you do in your spare time?

I do the usual chores of (mis) managing a three bedroom home, and 7 acres of scrub that keeps growing back.
Some parts are quite steep and require good hiking shoes.


practice classical pieces on the piano

(That's not me)

take some damn fine photographs

I did that!

and assorted other fun things.

P.S. There IS NO spare time.
Having pasta with Mom's recipe meat gravy that I made, tonight.
Quanto Saporito!

And P.P.S. those graphics were created over several years, the ones that I didn't just copy off the internet.

That's right. You mentioned once before that you are of Italian heritage influence.
"Quanta si bella!"

Simple is beautiful. I still remember the Christmas vigil dinners. Feast of the seven fishes. And learned to make all the good stuff.

Posts:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=19772910

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217494028

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1157136396

Reference:
https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/articles/feast-of-the-seven-fishes

Hope I got these right.

This year, I made cioppino with shrimp and scallops. Easy. No more than that.

Grandparents all came from Italy and settled in the Boston area. I am FBI. Full Blooded Italian.

No wonder the music and engineering likes. Following the inventor Macaroni, composer Rotini, and artist of the same name (Redacto)

And specimen Spocco! (Specimen is Italian for Spaceman)




CIAO!

One day, though...

Something's amiss.

glances at the front page and hands it back to the cashier. This goes on for weeks until the cashier asks him about it.

"Excuse me, Mr. Orrex, why do you buy a newspaper every morning and give it back to me?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on A1."
"This one will be."

He concluded it by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

😢

Between the covid "scare" and then the 2 so called assassination attempts, it's clear that the universe wants us to suffer through this period for some reason.

his ass will explode ...

I hear you....

Because I’m not sure where the urinal will drain from his grave?

I wanted Carter to outlive him and he was 100!

😅

Heck.. maybe the entire internet would crash!

He spends a lot of time on golf courses, too, just asking for it.

every morning I wake up, I'm wishing he won't.

The Universe and its supposed Master have a wicked sense of humour. fat trump will live way past 100, and will be the Esteemed Ruler, the Respected And Beloved Dear Leader of his own Amerika, until that day arrives. And he'll have help from the much younger Elon Musk in securing their oligarchy, until that ultimate lovers' quarrel, at an unknown point somewhere in the future. Of course, I hope I am wrong--but I've been using that standard disclaimer since 2016 or so. It sucks to always be right!

a GoFundMe ...



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