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Gore1FL

(22,814 posts) Wed Feb 12, 2025, 02:42 PM Feb 2025

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If you had the opportunity to urinate on Elon Musk, would you

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	Douse his entire body?
	1 (10%)
	Knock out a tooth?
	0 (0%)
	Power off an eyebrow?
	0 (0%)
	Decline, becasue your urine is more valuable than that?
	2 (20%)
	Other (please specify in comments)
	7 (70%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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If you had the opportunity to urinate on Elon Musk, would you (Original Post) Gore1FL Feb 2025 OP

Decline. House of Roberts Feb 2025 #1

No, I have no interest in being that close to him EdmondDantes_ Feb 2025 #2

If his hair was on fire to save his life...........NO HAB911 Feb 2025 #3

Preferably on his grave. Break out the asparagus. Intractable Feb 2025 #4

Pissing on his grave was my response too. The asparagus is a nice touch to keep in mind. MMBeilis Feb 2025 #7

Like tRump he gets off on golden showers. nt yaesu Feb 2025 #5

I'd rather he suffer from non-stop diarrhea. Explosive diarrhea 24/7 IrishBubbaLiberal Feb 2025 #6

Decline because he'd probably get off on it. iemanja Feb 2025 #8

No, he probably would enjoy it JCMach1 Feb 2025 #9

I'd knock him the fuck out then take a big crap on his head Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Feb 2025 #10

Only if I was urinating on his grave. Vinca Feb 2025 #11

Only if he weren't on fire. nt eppur_se_muova Feb 2025 #12

Make another poll asking who would defecate on him BigmanPigman Feb 2025 #13

No. Dulcinea Feb 2025 #14

I would urinate on this thread Bonx Feb 2025 #15

House of Roberts

(6,374 posts)

1. Decline.

Reply to Gore1FL (Original post)

Wed Feb 12, 2025, 02:45 PM

Feb 2025

He might be on fire and I wouldn't want to put that out by accident.

EdmondDantes_

(1,311 posts)

2. No, I have no interest in being that close to him

Reply to Gore1FL (Original post)

Wed Feb 12, 2025, 02:46 PM

Feb 2025

HAB911

(10,247 posts)

3. If his hair was on fire to save his life...........NO

Reply to Gore1FL (Original post)

Wed Feb 12, 2025, 02:46 PM

Feb 2025

Intractable

(1,572 posts)

4. Preferably on his grave. Break out the asparagus.

Reply to Gore1FL (Original post)

Wed Feb 12, 2025, 02:48 PM

Feb 2025

MMBeilis

(455 posts)

7. Pissing on his grave was my response too. The asparagus is a nice touch to keep in mind.

Reply to Intractable (Reply #4)

Wed Feb 12, 2025, 02:52 PM

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yaesu

(8,894 posts)

5. Like tRump he gets off on golden showers. nt

Reply to Gore1FL (Original post)

Wed Feb 12, 2025, 02:48 PM

Feb 2025

IrishBubbaLiberal

(2,561 posts)

6. I'd rather he suffer from non-stop diarrhea. Explosive diarrhea 24/7

Reply to Gore1FL (Original post)

Wed Feb 12, 2025, 02:51 PM

Feb 2025

Non-stop diarrhea

iemanja

(57,314 posts)

8. Decline because he'd probably get off on it.

Reply to Gore1FL (Original post)

Wed Feb 12, 2025, 02:53 PM

Feb 2025

JCMach1

(29,073 posts)

9. No, he probably would enjoy it

Reply to Gore1FL (Original post)

Wed Feb 12, 2025, 02:59 PM

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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(132,358 posts)

10. I'd knock him the fuck out then take a big crap on his head

Reply to Gore1FL (Original post)

Wed Feb 12, 2025, 03:01 PM

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Vinca

(53,220 posts)

11. Only if I was urinating on his grave.

Reply to Gore1FL (Original post)

Wed Feb 12, 2025, 03:09 PM

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eppur_se_muova

(40,865 posts)

12. Only if he weren't on fire. nt

Reply to Gore1FL (Original post)

Wed Feb 12, 2025, 03:13 PM

Feb 2025

BigmanPigman

(54,533 posts)

13. Make another poll asking who would defecate on him

Reply to Gore1FL (Original post)

Wed Feb 12, 2025, 06:28 PM

Feb 2025

Dulcinea

(9,600 posts)

14. No.

Reply to Gore1FL (Original post)

Wed Feb 12, 2025, 06:32 PM

Feb 2025

But I would kick him in the nuts.

Bonx

(2,353 posts)

15. I would urinate on this thread

Reply to Gore1FL (Original post)

Wed Feb 12, 2025, 06:35 PM

Feb 2025

In the spirit of undesired urination.

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