I was sharing my constipation, cat feeding, oil change, made ravioli, belching, i should add my emails to my useless reps.

I've never quite mastered the fresh pasta skill. I tried gnocchi once and it took half a day and was unrewarding. I can only imagine the stuffed pastas must be even more challenging.

You deserve a raise at the Department of State, or whatever agencies oversees foreign foods.

K&R.

I am glad that you sent that.

His inbox should filled items jsut like that.

Good on YOU!!!

Lets make sure government stays efficient.

I asked for a promotion.

This is how it's done!

Does he mean “Other People’s Money”, by any chance?

.gov not .org

please make sure to send it to the correct email address

I’d also urge you to edit the title of your post to ensure that others are sending their emails to the right address

I took a more sarcastic tack and sent a very long list of "accomplishments" anonymously.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=20063253


List is here if you want to copy and edit it to suit your week's feats.

https://pastebin.com/raw/Di0XEKQu

Text file, link verified for safety.

Great post.

Nt

But spamming Elon at hr@opm.gov gets my blessings!

eggscllent.

1. Lost 25% of my stock value.
2. Made an ass of myself everywhere I went.
3. Ignored the pleas for help from woman I impregnated.
4. Helped Donald Trump violate multiple laws by wrongfully terminating people.
5. Lied about why I was terminating them
6. Lied about everything that was coming out of my mouth.
7. Endangered people with a chainsaw trying to look bad ass.
8. Still thought I looked cool wearing sunglasses and babbling incoherently while doing ketamine.
9. Becoming a joke and nearly universally hated around the world.

Oh wait! I'm sorry. I'm reading your list. GFY.

10. Left the stage at CPAC and forgot to take my four year old with me.

Father of the Year right there.

1. Fed my cat twice daily.
2. Cleaned my cat's litter box daily.
3. Cleaned up where my cat threw up on a picture of you. Gave him extra treats for good aim.
4. Made a new poppet of you, since there is no more room for pins in the other one.
5. Joined in my coven's hex ritual for your immediate, painful, and very public demise.

Fed the cat every day
Cleaned out the litter box every day
Cleaned up hairballs every day
Held my cat every day
E-mailed my 2 senators and congressman about what a complete asshole you are.

about various issues. Musk is straight up evil. It's appalling that he has free rein to vandalize our government and many Americans are defending him.

"Oh, what harm can he possibly do? He's saving us billions of dollars! And he's not stealing from us. Hes a billionaire & doesn't need our money."

There is simply not enough time to explain to these morons how clueless they are!

https://resist.bot/