Except this is already our reality thanks to him.

Stat, please!

Trump has (at least) five offspring.

He's Milton's Satan, without the elegance:

It's really all about injured ego. In A Preface to Paradise Lost, C.S. Lewis said: "No one had in fact done anything to Satan; he was not hungry, nor over-tasked, nor removed from his place, nor shunned, nor hated—he only thought himself impaired. In the midst of a world of light and love of song and feast and dance, he could find nothing to think of more interesting than his own prestige." Trump wants the Nobel Peace Prize, not only because it's a big deal in general, but especially because Obama got it. But he'll have to be satisfied with reigning (for only a short time, I hope) in the Hell of his own making.

Racistm, sexism, rapist, felon, traitor, liar, bully.

The fool would be none the wiser until showing up.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ig_Nobel_Prize

Well, they were not participation awards as he never really went, always had someone else go instead of him. You know, being wealthy and ll and getting sweaty and smelly was not something he was raised to be. But he did have his name on them anyway.

What are all those awards behind his WH desk on that mantel? Are those his golf trophies? What are those?

trump is extremely jealous of President Obama for getting the Nobel Peace Price and really wants one. trump's assholes have nominated trump for this price numerous times. trump thought that if he forced Zelenskyy to give Putin everything Putin wanted, then the Peace Prize was his.

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