ricocheted off a tree and struck him in the head.

😉

But impeachment #3 may come sooner than his croaking

I'm not optimistic on that score.

Melania in the Oval office with a Louboutin stiletto

and pulled his poop stained butt back into the hazard? Poetic justice for Ivana.

Dr. Oz's snake oil was poisonous?

The unpublished "President Vance Phase" of Project 2025?

Did he drink the unpasteurized milk which somehow mysteriously replaced his soda?

💚

I hear it's hard to breathe that way.

Crushed by a 2 ton weight?

Ruptured sphincter?

His day is coming.

Someone guves him one of those poisonous toads, and he licks it?
Aa curare-tipped arrow?

I fear they’ve decamped for greener pastures.

On the links at Mierda Largo.
The snake later ensconced in a place of honor in Washington's zoo, where it lives out its long life in pampered luxury, fed a republican congressman once a month before adoring crowds.

😀

that may not help -an old lady can hope😀

May Putin begone--out a window?

Poisoned by one of RFK, Jr's "miracle cures?"

Ingested bleach to cure common cold?

Beardo provide a toxic snack?

Died of pancreatic cancer after fELON cut successful research?


Hope springs eternal...

Long red tie knotted to a coat hook, an open jar of mayonnaise, a dogeared, sticky issue of The Banner Sheep Magazine...

😂😂😀😂😀😂

Orange Hellbeasts are hard to kill, it seems.

Not yet..

turned into a smoking piece of pork rind.

The pork rind😂😬