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Orrex

(66,674 posts)
Tue Mar 18, 2025, 06:01 AM Mar 2025

Is he dead yet?

Found to be living inside a black hole and left there?

Keeled over after "winning" a golf "tournament?"

Strained himself during an unhinged bout of executive overreach?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Mar 2025 OP
Ulcerated abdomen from Diet Coke no_hypocrisy Mar 2025 #1
Caught Swine flu from kissing Putin's ass? William Seger Mar 2025 #2
"Caught Swine flu from kissing Putin's ass?" JanLip Mar 2025 #19
Not yet...I heard that they're working on it...please hurry. MiHale Mar 2025 #3
Lacerated by ketchup bottle shard C_U_L8R Mar 2025 #4
Melaaaaaahhhhhhnia's hair turns to snakes and she looks at the orange blob and he turns into stone. twodogsbarking Mar 2025 #5
No, Trump wasn't shot by guards when he broke into the National Archives to steal the Declaration of Independence. sop Mar 2025 #6
Stuck in fiery Telsa with unbreakable windows. Did not read owner's manual to find door release. FSogol Mar 2025 #7
Argues with pilot of Air Force One, takes the controls, crew bails out. surfered Mar 2025 #8
No but given the joy I will experience when that news breaks malaise Mar 2025 #9
Like this? Dulcinea Mar 2025 #20
Please please please malaise Mar 2025 #21
Died of terminal diarrhea of the mouth? LymphocyteLover Mar 2025 #10
... hlthe2b Mar 2025 #11
His face is frozen into an ugly scowl Marthe48 Mar 2025 #12
I finally achieved the ability to wish him into the cornfield... Harker Mar 2025 #13
Nooooo, yet another day. An apoplectic fit when another judge tells him NO, is my hope. txwhitedove Mar 2025 #14
Another day closer. Joinfortmill Mar 2025 #15
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 2025 #16
Love those 2 cancels! SheltieLover Mar 2025 #27
Ooooo, I hadn't heard about the cancelations. Yay! electric_blue68 Mar 2025 #31
Tha last one ... (edit) sarchasm Mar 2025 #17
I wake up Rebl2 Mar 2025 #18
I love this thread malaise Mar 2025 #22
Agree, every day. republianmushroom Mar 2025 #30
Had an bdamomma Mar 2025 #23
And fell out of the plane. niyad Mar 2025 #25
................ bdamomma Mar 2025 #33
Killed by radiation exposure from stolen weapons grade plutonium because... NNadir Mar 2025 #24
Yes!!! niyad Mar 2025 #26
Fell out open door on Marine One? SheltieLover Mar 2025 #28
Not yet but the day is still young and there is hope and prays. republianmushroom Mar 2025 #29
Something so painful and grisly it hasn't been thought of yet Blue Owl Mar 2025 #32
For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Mar 2025 #34
I just.Have the feeling he will not make it four years Tribetime Mar 2025 #35
There's always tomorrow...... LetMyPeopleVote Mar 2025 #36

William Seger

(12,209 posts)
2. Caught Swine flu from kissing Putin's ass?
Tue Mar 18, 2025, 06:25 AM
Mar 2025

He let Melania drive his new "Tesler"; she claims it was in self-driving mode when it ran over him?

Went to Dr. Oz to treat a hangnail; died on the operating table?

JanLip

(862 posts)
19. "Caught Swine flu from kissing Putin's ass?"
Tue Mar 18, 2025, 08:55 AM
Mar 2025

This gave me a much needed chuckle this AM. Thank you

Jan

twodogsbarking

(17,577 posts)
5. Melaaaaaahhhhhhnia's hair turns to snakes and she looks at the orange blob and he turns into stone.
Tue Mar 18, 2025, 06:54 AM
Mar 2025

It's what she does.

sop

(17,407 posts)
6. No, Trump wasn't shot by guards when he broke into the National Archives to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Tue Mar 18, 2025, 07:00 AM
Mar 2025

It was just a copy, so armed security let Trump take it, thinking it was the real thing.

FSogol

(47,526 posts)
7. Stuck in fiery Telsa with unbreakable windows. Did not read owner's manual to find door release.
Tue Mar 18, 2025, 07:04 AM
Mar 2025

malaise

(292,750 posts)
9. No but given the joy I will experience when that news breaks
Tue Mar 18, 2025, 07:11 AM
Mar 2025

I hope he plays golf in Florida every day in July 😀

Florida experiences more lightning strikes than any other state, and the worst month for lightning deaths is July.

Marthe48

(22,714 posts)
12. His face is frozen into an ugly scowl
Tue Mar 18, 2025, 07:43 AM
Mar 2025

Like he's having a stare down with the Grim Reaper.

Seriously, does he have more than that sour expression, ever? He looks like an old man who crapped his pants. Oh, never mind.

Harker

(17,406 posts)
13. I finally achieved the ability to wish him into the cornfield...
Tue Mar 18, 2025, 07:48 AM
Mar 2025

Last edited Tue Mar 18, 2025, 09:02 AM - Edit history (1)

or to the floor of The Gulf of Mexico?

Or both?

txwhitedove

(4,330 posts)
14. Nooooo, yet another day. An apoplectic fit when another judge tells him NO, is my hope.
Tue Mar 18, 2025, 08:15 AM
Mar 2025

.

niyad

(129,533 posts)
16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Mar 18, 2025, 08:48 AM
Mar 2025

Screamng rage when the good people in Colorado forced not one, but two, cancellations of the planned bannon/gqp Bund rally. .I mean, gala fundraiser!

sarchasm

(1,291 posts)
17. Tha last one ... (edit)
Tue Mar 18, 2025, 08:51 AM
Mar 2025

Strained himself during an unhinged bout of executive flatulence?

NNadir

(37,296 posts)
24. Killed by radiation exposure from stolen weapons grade plutonium because...
Tue Mar 18, 2025, 10:45 AM
Mar 2025

...of firing the nuclear security staff?

SheltieLover

(76,765 posts)
28. Fell out open door on Marine One?
Tue Mar 18, 2025, 12:38 PM
Mar 2025

Infected with ebola from little booger boy's snots?

Laughed off the world stage?


Hope springs eternal.

Tribetime

(7,056 posts)
35. I just.Have the feeling he will not make it four years
Tue Mar 18, 2025, 08:22 PM
Mar 2025

Whether it's death or something else.I just foresee in my mind something happening to him

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