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Orrex

(66,673 posts)
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 05:58 AM Mar 2025

Is he dead yet?

Stuck his head so far up his ass that he simply vanished?

Decapitated by a violently dislodged Cybertruck panel?

Fatally haunted by the ghosts of Navaho Code Talkers?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Mar 2025 OP
I prefer brain cancer Henry203 Mar 2025 #1
If he only had a brain Orrex Mar 2025 #6
... SheltieLover Mar 2025 #9
Necktie caught in an elevator door? Oopsie Daisy Mar 2025 #2
Thank you for the reminder about the time he got stuck in a stalled niyad Mar 2025 #23
Got stuck in Fargo...wanted to see how a wood chipper worked... MiHale Mar 2025 #3
Snort! niyad Mar 2025 #24
You had me laughing at the first one Auggie Mar 2025 #4
He got too close to RFK Jr and got strangled by his brain worm. Bumbles Mar 2025 #5
Choked on his own bullshit Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 2025 #7
Bonked on the noggin C_U_L8R Mar 2025 #8
I checked - no malaise Mar 2025 #10
Eagles did it best. Swede Mar 2025 #11
Love it malaise Mar 2025 #36
Struck by a hard-hit homer off Jackie Robinson's ghostly bat? SheltieLover Mar 2025 #12
No, but I've begun praying it will be soon. So, I may go straight to hell. It will be my sacrifice for the cause. Joinfortmill Mar 2025 #13
No worries, heaven & hell are human constructs, but SheltieLover Mar 2025 #14
I hear that all the time, but... 634-5789 Mar 2025 #17
I eagerly await his demise, but I hope.... 634-5789 Mar 2025 #15
... hlthe2b Mar 2025 #16
Toonces drove him off a cliff? LW1977 Mar 2025 #27
Maybe ties him to run behind the moving car (in which case, it really will be "soon" ) hlthe2b Mar 2025 #35
IHD,Y? Sharma Dreihund Mar 2025 #18
That's first thing to hopefully see, Look for it EVERY morning IrishBubbaLiberal Mar 2025 #19
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 2025 #20
And beardo & Johnson SheltieLover Mar 2025 #30
Exactly. They all need to go! niyad Mar 2025 #31
Heck, they can even take pootie, Xi & that sour puss from N Korea along SheltieLover Mar 2025 #32
Passed away peacefully in his sleep at 4 am. twodogsbarking Mar 2025 #21
Disappeared in the middle of the night to a foreign gulag? CaptainTruth Mar 2025 #22
I like all three of those options but hoping for the first one IronLionZion Mar 2025 #25
Nope 3auld6phart Mar 2025 #26
Got into the wrong car when hitchhikkng surfered Mar 2025 #28
Holding his breath until we accept him no_hypocrisy Mar 2025 #29
. PunkinPi Mar 2025 #33
Not yet but, the cosmos is lining up. republianmushroom Mar 2025 #34
... SheltieLover Mar 2025 #37
I just want him to go blind. Grey5 Mar 2025 #38
As long as it's slow and painful Blue Owl Mar 2025 #39

niyad

(129,532 posts)
23. Thank you for the reminder about the time he got stuck in a stalled
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 08:24 AM
Mar 2025

elevator here in the Springs during his 2016 campaign. Alas, they managed to get it moving without it plummeting down, which would only have been four floors anyway.

MiHale

(12,620 posts)
3. Got stuck in Fargo...wanted to see how a wood chipper worked...
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 06:23 AM
Mar 2025

Story will be told in small increments.

malaise

(292,744 posts)
10. I checked - no
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 07:09 AM
Mar 2025

but he sure is losing in court so one can hope that the stress level is rising.

Swede

(38,334 posts)
11. Eagles did it best.
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 07:10 AM
Mar 2025

I look forward to the day.

Can we film the operation
Is the head dead yet
You know the boys in the newsroom
Got a running bet
Get the widow on the set
We need dirty laundry

SheltieLover

(76,761 posts)
12. Struck by a hard-hit homer off Jackie Robinson's ghostly bat?
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 07:23 AM
Mar 2025

Ernie Banks' ghost, having witnessed the above, smiled & said "It's a great day for baseball, let's play two!"

Shredded by the thorns of Jackie's roses when her ghost of rose gardens past pays him a visit?

Hope springs eternal...

Joinfortmill

(20,059 posts)
13. No, but I've begun praying it will be soon. So, I may go straight to hell. It will be my sacrifice for the cause.
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 07:27 AM
Mar 2025

SheltieLover

(76,761 posts)
14. No worries, heaven & hell are human constructs, but
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 07:37 AM
Mar 2025

Tyvm for your willingness to take one for the team in order to better the world.

634-5789

(4,623 posts)
17. I hear that all the time, but...
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 07:45 AM
Mar 2025

I'm not wishing him to die, I'm wishing him to suffer greatly. Then, whatever.

634-5789

(4,623 posts)
15. I eagerly await his demise, but I hope....
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 07:41 AM
Mar 2025

...he suffers like the pain him and his minions have put on the actual people he's supposed to serve. A vile, disgusting diapered demented husk.

hlthe2b

(112,803 posts)
35. Maybe ties him to run behind the moving car (in which case, it really will be "soon" )
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 10:43 AM
Mar 2025
 

IrishBubbaLiberal

(2,561 posts)
19. That's first thing to hopefully see, Look for it EVERY morning
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 08:04 AM
Mar 2025

Millions of people across the country and the world,

Are hoping for the day to happen very soon.

niyad

(129,532 posts)
20. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 08:06 AM
Mar 2025

Last edited Thu Mar 20, 2025, 09:13 AM - Edit history (1)

Whatever happens, may it be soon (today would be good), and take fleon and miller, too.

SheltieLover

(76,761 posts)
30. And beardo & Johnson
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 09:11 AM
Mar 2025

Hell, there is room for all the ruskie assets on their sinking Titanic!

Soon... 🥂

twodogsbarking

(17,577 posts)
21. Passed away peacefully in his sleep at 4 am.
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 08:16 AM
Mar 2025

Melaaaahhhhhhhniaaaa posted that she will miss him at 1 am.

Grey5

(113 posts)
38. I just want him to go blind.
Thu Mar 20, 2025, 12:17 PM
Mar 2025

Not reading the tele-prompter or signing papers would do it for me.

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