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Orrex

(66,670 posts)
Fri Mar 21, 2025, 06:14 AM Mar 2025

Is he dead yet?

Fell off White House roof while trying to evict a Canada goose?

Tongue stuck to railroad track shortly before Amtrack rush hour?

Slain by an absurd campaign of outreach and appeasement?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Mar 2025 OP
Thought he had to fart and pushed too hard C_U_L8R Mar 2025 #1
Vlad had enough of him... MiHale Mar 2025 #2
The Diet Coke butler did it? William Seger Mar 2025 #3
Slipped on some spilled ketchup and did a header into the floor. Swede Mar 2025 #4
He has enough time and many plane trips to take. Omnipresent Mar 2025 #5
Sadly no malaise Mar 2025 #6
His new Tesla overheated? CaptainTruth Mar 2025 #7
other possibilities Sharma Dreihund Mar 2025 #8
No, but he's tired of winning Gordcanuck Mar 2025 #9
About time you got back! niyad Mar 2025 #15
Had to return, Gordcanuck Mar 2025 #26
Sadly, no. But hope abounds. Joinfortmill Mar 2025 #10
Choked while trying to utter a true statement? Jimi du Ranty Mar 2025 #11
Pecked to death while trying to steal eggs from the hen house. twodogsbarking Mar 2025 #12
Bwaaaaah malaise Mar 2025 #13
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 2025 #14
Unfortunately 3auld6phart Mar 2025 #16
In reference to his demise, birdographer Mar 2025 #17
Well, so much for plan b Orrex Mar 2025 #18
... hlthe2b Mar 2025 #19
Am I a bad person? LetMyPeopleVote Mar 2025 #20
Yes according to musks little boy bluestarone Mar 2025 #21
Not yet damn it, but the day is still young. republianmushroom Mar 2025 #22
Had heart attack due to a fit that ensued after he tried and failed to order a Diet Coke GopherGal Mar 2025 #23
You would think a pigeon would shit on him Emile Mar 2025 #24
Mistakenly grabbed by ICE, put in chains and cuffs Wicked Blue Mar 2025 #25

William Seger

(12,206 posts)
3. The Diet Coke butler did it?
Fri Mar 21, 2025, 06:33 AM
Mar 2025

Brought a gun to a knife fight, but forgot the ammo?

His bloated ego could no longer be contained by his thick skull and thin skin?

Swede

(38,324 posts)
4. Slipped on some spilled ketchup and did a header into the floor.
Fri Mar 21, 2025, 06:36 AM
Mar 2025

Blood and ketchup everywhere.

Omnipresent

(7,306 posts)
5. He has enough time and many plane trips to take.
Fri Mar 21, 2025, 06:40 AM
Mar 2025

So i hope at least, he takes a tumble down the stairs of ConAir1…and smacks that god forsaken head on the tarmac!

Sharma Dreihund

(24 posts)
8. other possibilities
Fri Mar 21, 2025, 07:19 AM
Mar 2025

Discarded by Putin?
Crushed by Elon's weight on his sagging shoulders?
Eagle attack?

Gordcanuck

(150 posts)
26. Had to return,
Sat Mar 22, 2025, 07:03 PM
Mar 2025

Your fight for just & fair behaviour is now ours too. 🇨🇦 federal election now on for April 28. Fascists are running as “conservatives” here but we’ll smoke them out.

niyad

(129,516 posts)
14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Fri Mar 21, 2025, 08:17 AM
Mar 2025

Trips over fleon skum's human shield, and drowns in the roach motel's pool?

The day is young, but he is not. There is hope.

3auld6phart

(1,670 posts)
16. Unfortunately
Fri Mar 21, 2025, 08:44 AM
Mar 2025

No. . Sigh… we can find a bit of humour in some of the responses. Thanks much appreciated

birdographer

(2,937 posts)
17. In reference to his demise,
Fri Mar 21, 2025, 09:08 AM
Mar 2025

after lengthy experimentation, I can confidently share this information:

Wishing upon a star, regardless of who you are, simply does not work.

Disney lied to us.

GopherGal

(2,788 posts)
23. Had heart attack due to a fit that ensued after he tried and failed to order a Diet Coke
Fri Mar 21, 2025, 01:25 PM
Mar 2025

because the button was jammed by an excess of Skum Spawn boogers.

Emile

(40,579 posts)
24. You would think a pigeon would shit on him
Fri Mar 21, 2025, 03:49 PM
Mar 2025

while he's playing golf and give him a fatal dose of bird flu.

Wicked Blue

(8,439 posts)
25. Mistakenly grabbed by ICE, put in chains and cuffs
Fri Mar 21, 2025, 03:57 PM
Mar 2025

and tossed into dank holding cell, where he expires for lack of public attention.

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