he didn’t sign the proclamation invoking Alien Enemies Act

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/21/politics/trump-signature-alien-enemies-act-proclamation/index.html

So have his goons 25’d him or is this just another lie?

Tangled his long toenails on an area rug and fell down?

a large impacted clump of adderall broke free of his sinus, resulting in a rapid unscheduled and catastrophic cranial disassembly.

Didn't survive severe beating by "activist" federal judges?

Choked, but orange makeup was so heavy, nobody noticed him turning blue?

Talk about being haunted by the living.

he’s tired of winning (sent this already, haven’t seen in the posts)

he’s tired of winning (sent this already, haven’t seen in the posts)

Wasn't it proven the last two times that they came from the right?

So many ways Shitler could be put out of his misery. If only.

and we all went marching home

Signs another unread EO, this one ordering him to swallow one of vlad's cyanide capsules.

Does champagne have an expiration date? Wouldn’t that be ironic.

could always find a reason to celebrate (it's spring, etc.), and purchase a new bottle.

It has seemed clear over the years that he will not be leaving this mortal plane, so I have opened them.

I just meant that it would be ironic if my champagne expired before he does.

Brain overloaded attempting to comprehend roberts' 5th grade civics lesson on judicial impeachments.

Mistaken for a decent human being & secretly flown to torture prison in El Salvadore.

Hope springs eternal...

Bled out after a lawn mower accident while he was trimming Ivana's grave?

the bright side we are a day closer. Can't wait, like a kid the day before Christmas. Sooooon !