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Orrex

(64,941 posts) Mon Mar 31, 2025, 07:49 AM Monday

Is he dead yet?

Died from 11,000 tuberculosis infections?

Dismembered during meet-n-greet in Saudi Arabia?

Mistaken for Oompa Loompa and roughly shipped back to Loompa Land by ICE?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Monday OP
Sadly not yet. Hopefully very soon! SheltieLover Monday #1
Taken out by Greenlandic Seal Team C_U_L8R Monday #2
Love this! SheltieLover Monday #4
Nice malaise Monday #9
Hoot! William Seger Monday #21
Baaahahahahaaaaa! electric_blue68 Tuesday #42
Made an appointment with dementia specialist, Dr. Jevorkine, mistakenly went to the offices of Dr. Kevorkian. surfered Monday #3
Hahaha! SheltieLover Monday #5
ROFL malaise Monday #8
Hahaha Joinfortmill Monday #30
Can Satan die? BlueKota Monday #6
No but lightning delayed the final of the malaise Monday #7
Pls see #10 below SheltieLover Monday #12
Would be poetic karma BlueKota Monday #35
Karma would be Hurricane Karen hitting MAG-A-Lardo malaise Monday #36
Just at the second kraznov completes his swing, lightening strikes, frying slobby SheltieLover Monday #10
Bwaaaaah malaise Monday #22
I knew you would! SheltieLover Monday #25
Any time malaise Monday #29
No, he wasn't riding in that U.S. military vehicle that sank in a deep and muddy Lithuanian bog. sop Monday #11
Cleaved in two by 49th parallel royable Monday #13
... hlthe2b Monday #14
Yikes! Joinfortmill Monday #31
Snakes on air force one. Poison ones. twodogsbarking Monday #15
There is no such thing as poison snakes. Groundhawg Monday #26
ous twodogsbarking Tuesday #38
There is no such thing as a poisonous snake. Groundhawg Tuesday #39
It was made up and meant to be silly. twodogsbarking Tuesday #40
Tuberculosis? Oopsie Daisy Monday #16
Somebody waxed the stairs? 58Sunliner Monday #17
OMG! lol Joinfortmill Monday #32
A 200 year old magnolia tree fell on him while taking a stroll around the Whitehouse. Buddyzbuddy Monday #18
A skin biopsy show he has Agent Orange. Emile Monday #19
Latest picture taken of him this morning. Emile Monday #37
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #20
Possibly a pit from Hell Wicked Blue Monday #24
Stumbled into the middle of a Canadian ice hockey fight Wicked Blue Monday #23
Only the good die young. MIButterfly Monday #27
Good ones! Not yet, dammit. Joinfortmill Monday #28
Not yet, damn it, but we are a day loser to that day. republianmushroom Monday #33
For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Monday #34
Is this where we sign up for illegal deportation? Jack Valentino Tuesday #41
Tries to kiss Melania at some big event. Misses, and swallows her earring and chokes on it. electric_blue68 Tuesday #43

surfered

(5,880 posts)
3. Made an appointment with dementia specialist, Dr. Jevorkine, mistakenly went to the offices of Dr. Kevorkian.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Mon Mar 31, 2025, 07:55 AM
Monday

malaise

(282,438 posts)
7. No but lightning delayed the final of the
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Mon Mar 31, 2025, 08:13 AM
Monday

Miami Tennis Open for over six hours.
Florida is the death by lightning state - more golf please-
I’m hoping for a lightning strike in a bunker or when he trips over his own foot 😀

SheltieLover

(65,739 posts)
12. Pls see #10 below
Reply to malaise (Reply #7)
Mon Mar 31, 2025, 08:30 AM
Monday

If the lightening monitors would just fail to work for a few days...

Ty for the inspiration!

malaise

(282,438 posts)
36. Karma would be Hurricane Karen hitting MAG-A-Lardo
Reply to BlueKota (Reply #35)
Mon Mar 31, 2025, 12:57 PM
Monday

in August

2025 Atlantic hurricane names
Andrea, Barry, Chantal, Dexter, Erin, Fernand, Gabrielle, Humberto, Imelda, Jerry, Karen, Lorenzo, Melissa, Nestor, Olga, Pablo, Rebekah, Sebastien, Tanya, Van, and Wendy

SheltieLover

(65,739 posts)
10. Just at the second kraznov completes his swing, lightening strikes, frying slobby
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Mon Mar 31, 2025, 08:28 AM
Monday
to Malaise for the creative inspiration!

SheltieLover

(65,739 posts)
25. I knew you would!
Reply to malaise (Reply #22)
Mon Mar 31, 2025, 10:34 AM
Monday

I used to post on a creative writing website & we used to sort of use each others' work as springboards to reply with an equally witty piece.

Thx for the tdip down memory lane & the creative spark.

sop

(13,400 posts)
11. No, he wasn't riding in that U.S. military vehicle that sank in a deep and muddy Lithuanian bog.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Mon Mar 31, 2025, 08:29 AM
Monday

Buddyzbuddy

(623 posts)
18. A 200 year old magnolia tree fell on him while taking a stroll around the Whitehouse.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Mon Mar 31, 2025, 08:55 AM
Monday

In other news, they found Musk not too far away holding a chainsaw..

Emile

(33,758 posts)
19. A skin biopsy show he has Agent Orange.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Mon Mar 31, 2025, 08:55 AM
Monday

How he got it is still a mystery, but his life expectancy is eight to ten months. Close up picture of his skin.

niyad

(122,986 posts)
20. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Mon Mar 31, 2025, 09:25 AM
Monday

A sinkhole opens up under him on his golf course?

republianmushroom

(19,279 posts)
33. Not yet, damn it, but we are a day loser to that day.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Mon Mar 31, 2025, 11:08 AM
Monday

Death by Electrocution, while receiving a golden shower, from Putin. Forgot to shut off the electric blanket.

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