Hate the sin but love the sinner. That's what some will say.

That's a bit different than

Don't hate the game, hate the playa.

This is true antichrist sh#t.

“That program is about 10-steps too long” for him. Tried not to laugh, but I suggested he should go.

But drinking.

These are the Twelve Steps, taken directly from AA's website:

1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol — that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

Please note that one huge one is missing:
3a. WE STOPPED DRINKING ALCOHOL.

Technically you could say the Seventh Step covers this, but what happens if God decides to have you keep drinking because you're even more of a mess when you're sober?

But I have never seen anyone two-step themselves to death.

😂😂