Mobbed by angry CEOs whose stocks have tanked?

Ambushed by horrified rethugs who want to be reelected?

Hope springs eternal...

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last night and this morning it is clear that millions are rooting for his demise

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/03/donald-trump-global-trade-tariff-rates-by-country-breakdown-asia

Now that would be fitting.

…a tariff on them.

along with Elon Musk while driving the ugliest truck in the world.

And that was the end of Trumpty Dumpty.

Yesterday when we were having lunch, I told her about this thread every day. Couldn't resist texting it to her this morning.

… to announce his “beautiful offer” to purchase Greenland, he and his entire contingent of sycophantic buffoons are swept into the ocean when the glacier collapses.

Dream big, folks!

there's a good reason nobody else has messed with penguins before

I'd think that would further enflame the always-dapper penguins

Link to tweet

but too late found out the titular aliens were from LV-426?

A starlink satellite falls on him?

Bodily organs-wise, not so much. But we are halfway there. Could use some help.

as of 1/6/2016, yes.

He-who-also-must-not-be-named, not yet.

as much as i wish him ill fortune, my catholic upbringing makes me adhere to the batman school of "no kill." meaning that i do not wish him dead, just having had the shit beaten out of him and in a lot of pain.

but we are a day closed to that party time.

Unfortunately the bears had to be euthanized after developing severe gastric sepsis.

and it'll likely pass.