Search our phones and send us to El Salvador because we criticized Donnie Dumbass.

may close the borders.

for illegally imported smaller expensive items.

Not just illegal drugs... iphones? computer chips?

Shirts etc....

We already plan to go there for vaccinations.

So I won't be buying squat.

tRump has ended the $800 personal exemption for the border and for packages.

But if you buy some $300 shoes in Canada for $200, wear them for a few days, who are they to say you didn't buy them in the states? "Yes officer, of course I bought new shoes in preparation for my vacation!"

I suppose the potential exists they might assess a tariff tax on the shoes and dare you to provide a US receipt to get the money back. But how likely is that really?

The Border goons would have to search your phone to determine if it is new (file transfer dates), but it is illegal for them to search the phones of American residents.

..and a full body MRI for $600

Not likely I will because it is a three hour round trip to Detroit plus the tolls to cross the bridge. I don't recommend anyone try to smuggle anything through customs