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Orrex

(66,638 posts)
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 05:57 AM Apr 2025

Is he dead yet?

Killed by a cabal of panicking hedge fund managers?

Killed by a coalition of desperate coffee drinkers?

Killed by following Dr. Oz' quack medical advice?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Apr 2025 OP
I heard it was a hit and run on Wall Street. Emile Apr 2025 #1
Yesterday it was penguins True Dough Apr 2025 #2
Not yet malaise Apr 2025 #3
Agreed on the bunker, but he has escaped Gordcanuck Apr 2025 #33
or this idiot 😀 malaise Apr 2025 #34
Re: Is he dead yet?? Canada Kid Apr 2025 #4
As Senator Schiff said bdamomma Apr 2025 #18
R are the only ones now and they could have done it on the first two impeachments Meowmee Apr 2025 #37
Smashed into a wall when riding in Elon's Tesla on autopilot Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2025 #5
Attacked by Girl Scouts after stiffing them for cookies. twodogsbarking Apr 2025 #6
Attacked by angry mob outraged by tariffs surfered Apr 2025 #7
Just noticing it looks like they are on thin ice mdbl Apr 2025 #13
That protest is tomorrow surfered Apr 2025 #23
Awarded himself one golf championship too many C_U_L8R Apr 2025 #8
Goes to the Saudi's to get a haircut before the golf tournament... MiHale Apr 2025 #9
Disappeared by tech guys shocked he did what he said he would do SheltieLover Apr 2025 #10
Keeled over after another long, rambling speech? mvd Apr 2025 #11
Where is Eva Braun when you need her? NNadir Apr 2025 #12
Magda enid602 Apr 2025 #16
Fall! MWLib Apr 2025 #14
Boom enid602 Apr 2025 #15
I wish bdamomma Apr 2025 #17
With an electric boat battery to weigh him down? AllyCat Apr 2025 #21
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 2025 #19
Thought about cracking ours open after Crawford AllyCat Apr 2025 #22
Sleep is good. niyad Apr 2025 #24
I awakened too early because of happy excitement instead AllyCat Apr 2025 #26
Waking early with happy excitement is a good thing. I think the wins niyad Apr 2025 #30
Coffee. I've started measuring every bit every morning AllyCat Apr 2025 #20
Someone shot him on 5th Ave and got away with it? 58Sunliner Apr 2025 #25
Don't raise my hopes!!! niyad Apr 2025 #28
Sadly no, he always smells like that. Gary 50 Apr 2025 #27
Snort!!! niyad Apr 2025 #29
In anger over tariffs birdographer Apr 2025 #31
Every damn day I hope to see your title EllieBC Apr 2025 #32
. dalton99a Apr 2025 #35
Come on God, I give a lot of thoughts and prays every night this will happen. republianmushroom Apr 2025 #36
Hope he pays for murdering my father Meowmee Apr 2025 #38
... SheltieLover Apr 2025 #39
Please shuffle your fat ass off this mortal coil, Mr. Dump Blue Owl Apr 2025 #40
Caffeine Zombies Hekate Apr 2025 #41

Gordcanuck

(149 posts)
33. Agreed on the bunker, but he has escaped
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 09:51 AM
Apr 2025

his press conferences by delegating responses to
his press secretary, an ace at trashing U.S. allies
at home and abroad iwith ill-informed bombastic nonsense.
Never thought I’d miss Kellyann Conway, an angel of dissembly.

 

Canada Kid

(257 posts)
4. Re: Is he dead yet??
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 06:12 AM
Apr 2025

Just between the ears! I cannot believe that ONE man can cause so much anarchy all over the world...and yet no one can seem to be able to stop him. There must be a thousand crimes and violations of laws and regulations that have been committed so far that could be used to stop him! So where are all those hotshot lawyers?

bdamomma

(69,145 posts)
18. As Senator Schiff said
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 08:05 AM
Apr 2025

on the floor of the Senate, We all got to say LOUD AND CLEAR.

NO YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C_U_L8R

(48,815 posts)
8. Awarded himself one golf championship too many
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 06:36 AM
Apr 2025

Trophy shelf fell over and made an orange crush.

SheltieLover

(76,339 posts)
10. Disappeared by tech guys shocked he did what he said he would do
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 06:45 AM
Apr 2025

Mobbed by angry penguins for being sucked into the cesspool of his screw ups?

Crushed under falling market prices?

Hope springs eternal...

AllyCat

(18,475 posts)
22. Thought about cracking ours open after Crawford
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 08:21 AM
Apr 2025

and Underly won here Tuesday night. Alas, we got a good night’s sleep instead.

AllyCat

(18,475 posts)
26. I awakened too early because of happy excitement instead
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 08:33 AM
Apr 2025

Of dread. That was a good night for Wisconsin as we are trying so hard to claw back from Walker’s destruction.

niyad

(129,392 posts)
30. Waking early with happy excitement is a good thing. I think the wins
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 08:42 AM
Apr 2025

there call for celebration. One can always get more bubbly. So glad we do have sources here for that!

AllyCat

(18,475 posts)
20. Coffee. I've started measuring every bit every morning
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 08:17 AM
Apr 2025

to ensure I can continue to afford it.

birdographer

(2,937 posts)
31. In anger over tariffs
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 08:49 AM
Apr 2025

China stopped exporting orange spackle. His pores couldn’t take the exposure.

republianmushroom

(22,122 posts)
36. Come on God, I give a lot of thoughts and prays every night this will happen.
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 10:15 AM
Apr 2025

Just do your part.

One more day closer.
50 months and counting, thank you Merrick the Meek.

Meowmee

(9,212 posts)
38. Hope he pays for murdering my father
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 10:53 AM
Apr 2025

Last edited Fri Apr 4, 2025, 11:49 AM - Edit history (1)

that pos is not worth the ground he walked on.

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