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Orrex

(67,392 posts) Thu Apr 24, 2025, 06:57 AM Apr 2025

Is he dead yet?

Fatally stripped his gears by re-re-reversing his stance on tariffs?

Smote himself for taking his own name in vain?

Finally succumbed to that tragic ear "wound" after all these months?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Apr 2025 OP

Mike Johnson SocialDemocrat61 Apr 2025 #1

Pecked to death by Big Bird for cuts to NPR surfered Apr 2025 #2

It was Melania's pool boy C_U_L8R Apr 2025 #3

Experienced a very rare sane moment in front of a mirror & died of embarrassment? SheltieLover Apr 2025 #4

I have always thought he was completely bat shit crazy because what normal man could make himself look . Botany Apr 2025 #9

Oh I know! SheltieLover Apr 2025 #14

He already is in cognitive decline DeeDeeNY Apr 2025 #15

Live in hope because with every day, every cheeseburger, every day of not exercising, and his tertiary syphilis... Botany Apr 2025 #5

Attacked by a flock of Bald Eagles pissed at what he has done. Picked him down to the bone. twodogsbarking Apr 2025 #6

No but if lying killed malaise Apr 2025 #7

Strangled by Hegseth after he was fired dreamland Apr 2025 #8

Masses of money from grifting on tariffs and payoffs from "friends" piled so high he got crushed. lark Apr 2025 #10

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 2025 #11

Brain Yes nowforever Apr 2025 #12

Killed by samonella in a McDonalds Shake after gutting the FDA food monitoring? NNadir Apr 2025 #13

... hlthe2b Apr 2025 #16

Rolled over by a parade tank RainCaster Apr 2025 #17

No dancing in the streets yet, just another day closer. republianmushroom Apr 2025 #18

Gift Idea for the Gold Digger who already has stolen everything. Kid Berwyn Apr 2025 #19

The piss will blend right in! Blue Owl Apr 2025 #21

Intestinal tract was sucked out by the AF1 toilet Blue Owl Apr 2025 #20

SocialDemocrat61

(8,035 posts)

1. Mike Johnson

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 07:11 AM

Apr 2025

sucked too hard and caused a stroke.

surfered

(14,287 posts)

2. Pecked to death by Big Bird for cuts to NPR

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 07:18 AM

Apr 2025

“Why did he have agsinst Sesame Street?” he asked.

C_U_L8R

(49,531 posts)

3. It was Melania's pool boy

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 07:20 AM

Apr 2025

he got too emotionally involved and wanted to free her from the clutches of candy-corn-colored beast.

SheltieLover

(81,715 posts)

4. Experienced a very rare sane moment in front of a mirror & died of embarrassment?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 08:03 AM

Apr 2025

A once in a lifetime event for slobby.

Botany

(77,863 posts)

9. I have always thought he was completely bat shit crazy because what normal man could make himself look .

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #4)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 08:47 AM

Apr 2025

Last edited Thu Apr 24, 2025, 09:19 AM - Edit history (1)

… like he does and look into the mirror and think, “now that is a good look”?

BTW I have been going through a little medical stuff and my visiting nurse says he looks to
be going into cognitive decline because the way he has to take a couple little steps @ times
to regain his balance and she has seen that in patients time after time before major cognitive
decline.

SheltieLover

(81,715 posts)

14. Oh I know!

Reply to Botany (Reply #9)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 09:13 AM

Apr 2025

Yuck.

Interesting. Ty for sharing your nurse's insights. Now, can we please fast forward?

DeeDeeNY

(3,964 posts)

15. He already is in cognitive decline

Reply to Botany (Reply #9)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 09:44 AM

Apr 2025

And has been so for many years.
2028 cannot come soon enough

Botany

(77,863 posts)

5. Live in hope because with every day, every cheeseburger, every day of not exercising, and his tertiary syphilis...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 08:14 AM

Apr 2025

…. all of which brings him closer to his dirt nap.

twodogsbarking

(19,340 posts)

6. Attacked by a flock of Bald Eagles pissed at what he has done. Picked him down to the bone.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 08:29 AM

Apr 2025

malaise

(297,947 posts)

7. No but if lying killed

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 08:32 AM

Apr 2025

We’d have forgotten about him by now

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220265353

dreamland

(1,121 posts)

8. Strangled by Hegseth after he was fired

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 08:46 AM

Apr 2025

lark

(26,113 posts)

10. Masses of money from grifting on tariffs and payoffs from "friends" piled so high he got crushed.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 09:03 AM

Apr 2025

Everyone laughs uproariously.

niyad

(134,034 posts)

11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 09:07 AM

Apr 2025

Still, it is yet early. One dares to dream.

nowforever

(586 posts)

12. Brain Yes

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 09:09 AM

Apr 2025

Body No

NNadir

(38,540 posts)

13. Killed by samonella in a McDonalds Shake after gutting the FDA food monitoring?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 09:10 AM

Apr 2025

hlthe2b

(114,683 posts)

16. ...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 09:50 AM

Apr 2025

"You Got This, Jennifer!"

(The penguins exact their revenge... )

RainCaster

(13,888 posts)

17. Rolled over by a parade tank

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 09:55 AM

Apr 2025

Practicing for his birthday celebration.

republianmushroom

(22,702 posts)

18. No dancing in the streets yet, just another day closer.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 11:32 AM

Apr 2025

But we are getting there.

Lord don't care how, just that it has been done.

Kid Berwyn

(25,091 posts)

19. Gift Idea for the Gold Digger who already has stolen everything.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 11:36 AM

Apr 2025

Blue Owl

(59,626 posts)

21. The piss will blend right in!

Reply to Kid Berwyn (Reply #19)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 03:10 PM

Apr 2025

Blue Owl

(59,626 posts)

20. Intestinal tract was sucked out by the AF1 toilet

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 24, 2025, 03:09 PM

Apr 2025

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