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Orrex

(67,401 posts) Tue Apr 29, 2025, 07:00 AM Apr 2025

Is he dead yet?

Collapsed under strain of running the country and the world?

Torn apart by an army of protective and fed-up Swifties?

Shocked that the 51st state didn't vote to worship him?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Apr 2025 OP

Drowned C_U_L8R Apr 2025 #1

I was so hoping EYESORE 9001 Apr 2025 #2

No but he sure helped kill the Canadian conservatives as his lackey malaise Apr 2025 #3

I'm still on pins & needles EYESORE 9001 Apr 2025 #4

I've searched my pea brain and can't come up with how it happens. surfered Apr 2025 #5

I've since found that the liberal party will form a minority party EYESORE 9001 Apr 2025 #7

choked on a chicken nugget..? samnsara Apr 2025 #6

Killed in a strafing by the Canadian Air Force? NNadir Apr 2025 #8

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 2025 #9

I wouldn't mind if the US became a Canadian province IronLionZion Apr 2025 #10

A tragic stool vs pissed-off little dog encounter? hlthe2b Apr 2025 #11

FILTH FLARN FLARN FILTH!!!!!! Lokee11 Apr 2025 #12

Suppose they gave a funeral and noone came. twodogsbarking Apr 2025 #13

But Seismographs all over the world would be pinging... GopherGal Apr 2025 #18

yes twodogsbarking Apr 2025 #20

No, but he Gordcanuck Apr 2025 #14

Alas, no Jerry2144 Apr 2025 #15

Pecked to death by Canadian Geese. twodogsbarking Apr 2025 #16

Not yet, but the day is still young & hope springs eternal... SheltieLover Apr 2025 #17

No, alas. He's going to get a bigly parade, though Hekate Apr 2025 #19

Don't care how lord just get it done and soon. republianmushroom Apr 2025 #21

Decapitated by Le Guillotine Blue Owl Apr 2025 #22

Has a stroke when masked Ice goons burst into Merde-a-Lago and drag him out in handcuffs Wicked Blue Apr 2025 #23

C_U_L8R

(49,540 posts)

1. Drowned

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 07:01 AM

Apr 2025

In the overflow of a Canadian liberal tsunami.

EYESORE 9001

(29,895 posts)

2. I was so hoping

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 07:04 AM

Apr 2025

that a demon, representing untold suffering, would rise from the Colosseum, make the trip to the airport, and devour the orange hellbeast right there on the tarmac.

malaise

(298,084 posts)

3. No but he sure helped kill the Canadian conservatives as his lackey

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 07:13 AM

Apr 2025

Poilievre lost his his seat

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220277974

EYESORE 9001

(29,895 posts)

4. I'm still on pins & needles

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 07:26 AM

Apr 2025

until the totals show whether the liberal party will be a majority or minority leadership.

surfered

(14,342 posts)

5. I've searched my pea brain and can't come up with how it happens.

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #4)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:26 AM

Apr 2025

I don’t care how, I’m past ready for that glorious day when we can all sing Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!

EYESORE 9001

(29,895 posts)

7. I've since found that the liberal party will form a minority party

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:30 AM

Apr 2025

Unless the remaining votes all go liberal, that is.

samnsara

(18,781 posts)

6. choked on a chicken nugget..?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:29 AM

Apr 2025

NNadir

(38,571 posts)

8. Killed in a strafing by the Canadian Air Force?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:46 AM

Apr 2025

niyad

(134,063 posts)

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:53 AM

Apr 2025

Still, the day is yet young (which I am not!!!). One dares to dream!

IronLionZion

(51,563 posts)

10. I wouldn't mind if the US became a Canadian province

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:29 AM

Apr 2025

hlthe2b

(114,720 posts)

11. A tragic stool vs pissed-off little dog encounter?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:31 AM

Apr 2025

Lokee11

(417 posts)

12. FILTH FLARN FLARN FILTH!!!!!!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:35 AM

Apr 2025

When the H - E - Double Hockey Sticks!!!!!

Is the answer to this question going to be YES?!?!?!?!?!?

I mean at the very least - c'mon cholesterol do your dam job already

✊FDT!

twodogsbarking

(19,382 posts)

13. Suppose they gave a funeral and noone came.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:42 AM

Apr 2025

GopherGal

(2,954 posts)

18. But Seismographs all over the world would be pinging...

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #13)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 11:07 AM

Apr 2025

from all the dancing in the streets.

twodogsbarking

(19,382 posts)

20. yes

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #18)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 11:52 AM

Apr 2025

Gordcanuck

(200 posts)

14. No, but he

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:42 AM

Apr 2025

had to watch his right-wing MAGA buddy lose his seat in our 🇨🇦 federal election last night.

Jerry2144

(3,321 posts)

15. Alas, no

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:53 AM

Apr 2025

Not yet. Our average IQ in this country is still in the single digits. When he passes, it should rise to around 90

twodogsbarking

(19,382 posts)

16. Pecked to death by Canadian Geese.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:59 AM

Apr 2025

Honk, honk.

SheltieLover

(81,762 posts)

17. Not yet, but the day is still young & hope springs eternal...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 11:07 AM

Apr 2025

Hekate

(100,133 posts)

19. No, alas. He's going to get a bigly parade, though

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 11:15 AM

Apr 2025

republianmushroom

(22,744 posts)

21. Don't care how lord just get it done and soon.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 11:56 AM

Apr 2025

The good, we are a day closer to the reckoning of his dismissed.

Blue Owl

(59,641 posts)

22. Decapitated by Le Guillotine

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 12:33 PM

Apr 2025

Wicked Blue

(9,025 posts)

23. Has a stroke when masked Ice goons burst into Merde-a-Lago and drag him out in handcuffs

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 04:12 PM

Apr 2025

because they mistakenly think he is some kind of illegal alien.

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