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Orrex

(66,670 posts)
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 06:00 AM Apr 2025

Is he dead yet?

Collapsed under strain of running the country and the world?

Torn apart by an army of protective and fed-up Swifties?

Shocked that the 51st state didn't vote to worship him?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Apr 2025 OP
Drowned C_U_L8R Apr 2025 #1
I was so hoping EYESORE 9001 Apr 2025 #2
No but he sure helped kill the Canadian conservatives as his lackey malaise Apr 2025 #3
I'm still on pins & needles EYESORE 9001 Apr 2025 #4
I've searched my pea brain and can't come up with how it happens. surfered Apr 2025 #5
I've since found that the liberal party will form a minority party EYESORE 9001 Apr 2025 #7
choked on a chicken nugget..? samnsara Apr 2025 #6
Killed in a strafing by the Canadian Air Force? NNadir Apr 2025 #8
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 2025 #9
I wouldn't mind if the US became a Canadian province IronLionZion Apr 2025 #10
A tragic stool vs pissed-off little dog encounter? hlthe2b Apr 2025 #11
FILTH FLARN FLARN FILTH!!!!!! Lokee11 Apr 2025 #12
Suppose they gave a funeral and noone came. twodogsbarking Apr 2025 #13
But Seismographs all over the world would be pinging... GopherGal Apr 2025 #18
yes twodogsbarking Apr 2025 #20
No, but he Gordcanuck Apr 2025 #14
Alas, no Jerry2144 Apr 2025 #15
Pecked to death by Canadian Geese. twodogsbarking Apr 2025 #16
Not yet, but the day is still young & hope springs eternal... SheltieLover Apr 2025 #17
No, alas. He's going to get a bigly parade, though Hekate Apr 2025 #19
Don't care how lord just get it done and soon. republianmushroom Apr 2025 #21
Decapitated by Le Guillotine Blue Owl Apr 2025 #22
Has a stroke when masked Ice goons burst into Merde-a-Lago and drag him out in handcuffs Wicked Blue Apr 2025 #23

EYESORE 9001

(29,449 posts)
2. I was so hoping
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 06:04 AM
Apr 2025

that a demon, representing untold suffering, would rise from the Colosseum, make the trip to the airport, and devour the orange hellbeast right there on the tarmac.

EYESORE 9001

(29,449 posts)
4. I'm still on pins & needles
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 06:26 AM
Apr 2025

until the totals show whether the liberal party will be a majority or minority leadership.

surfered

(11,464 posts)
5. I've searched my pea brain and can't come up with how it happens.
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 07:26 AM
Apr 2025

I don’t care how, I’m past ready for that glorious day when we can all sing Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!

EYESORE 9001

(29,449 posts)
7. I've since found that the liberal party will form a minority party
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 07:30 AM
Apr 2025

Unless the remaining votes all go liberal, that is.

niyad

(129,516 posts)
9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 07:53 AM
Apr 2025

Still, the day is yet young (which I am not!!!). One dares to dream!

Lokee11

(394 posts)
12. FILTH FLARN FLARN FILTH!!!!!!
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:35 AM
Apr 2025

When the H - E - Double Hockey Sticks!!!!!

Is the answer to this question going to be YES?!?!?!?!?!?

I mean at the very least - c'mon cholesterol do your dam job already

✊FDT!

GopherGal

(2,788 posts)
18. But Seismographs all over the world would be pinging...
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 10:07 AM
Apr 2025

from all the dancing in the streets.

Gordcanuck

(150 posts)
14. No, but he
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:42 AM
Apr 2025

had to watch his right-wing MAGA buddy lose his seat in our 🇨🇦 federal election last night.

Jerry2144

(3,176 posts)
15. Alas, no
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:53 AM
Apr 2025

Not yet. Our average IQ in this country is still in the single digits. When he passes, it should rise to around 90

republianmushroom

(22,122 posts)
21. Don't care how lord just get it done and soon.
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 10:56 AM
Apr 2025

The good, we are a day closer to the reckoning of his dismissed.

Wicked Blue

(8,439 posts)
23. Has a stroke when masked Ice goons burst into Merde-a-Lago and drag him out in handcuffs
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 03:12 PM
Apr 2025

because they mistakenly think he is some kind of illegal alien.

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