and took too much Viagra to celebrate blowing up his small heart.

And you don't want to know about the brown nosing.

Hope springs eternal..

Good one!

Likely less vermin in a real dump than in his "clubs."
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First the dumpster needs to be emptied to a "Heil" brand garbage truck. (No offence intended to the trucks or their typical contents).

but few could survive the whipping he’s receiving from the courts

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Gotta protect the college of cardinals...

It would be a shame if someone took a joke's punchline as being something literal and serious.

Nobody has Fucked Around more, and he finally Found Out.

his string of evil deeds is incomplete.

A swarm of disgusted voles from the White House lawn?

This clip never gets old.

Than again I understand you not wanting him, too.

But Lucifer Morningstar probably doesn't want such a qualified rival in his neighborhood, either.