with accessories…..beautiful waterless, stainless steel toilet, beautiful plywood cot, beautiful tasteless food on a plastic tray, beautiful 4-foot blue necktie and a beautiful, empty bottle of orange spray tan.

LOVE it!

…Donny Two Scoops
Cadet Bonespurs
Studio 54 Roy Cohn Era
Jeffrey Epstein Townhouse and Island
Semion Mogilevich and the Mafiya Oligarch Collection
Pee Tape Resident of Moscow
Pampered COVID Depender…

Collect them all!!!

Your idea is a winner.

Imagine….those beautiful little tiny hands holding up bronze stars….every imaginable medal for valor. What a collection! Like bitcoins, only for leadership and bravery. Whole bone spur uniform covered with them. What a national hero. Doll could be “launched” on Fox News, sold all over the world and showcased at what used to be The Smithsonian.