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riversedge

(79,362 posts)
Tue May 20, 2025, 10:38 AM May 2025

Guy that constantly brags about acing his cognitive test can't even open a box

And recall that Trumpy does not know how to close an umbrella to get into AF1 either!!




Guy that constantly brags about acing his cognitive test can’t even open a box








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Guy that constantly brags about acing his cognitive test can't even open a box (Original Post) riversedge May 2025 OP
Yeah, lets not pretend he was ever a shining star mr715 May 2025 #1
Or a dried up poo 💩 pile benfranklin1776 May 2025 #17
Bad boxing is a bad product kiri May 2025 #25
"Mommy, I can't do it. Can you do it for me?" Walleye May 2025 #2
Agree! riversedge May 2025 #4
Failing Upwards. rubbersole May 2025 #6
Actual physical tasks are beyond him. lastlib May 2025 #3
Are you sure he feeds himself? Marthe48 May 2025 #10
Well, I've seen him eat a hamberder. lastlib May 2025 #20
Tiny fingers EYESORE 9001 May 2025 #5
Authoritarian strongman SomedayKindaLove May 2025 #7
I know I'm constantly dragging on Trump but . . . peggysue2 May 2025 #8
Good Wicked Blue May 2025 #11
I keep praying for God to take care of this problem sooner than later IronLionZion May 2025 #12
Why is it taking so long?! buzzycrumbhunger May 2025 #30
Totally. calimary May 2025 #35
Good stage left May 2025 #28
Oh, but please do continue! Maru Kitteh May 2025 #31
I have noticed the exact same thing in recent weeks misanthrope May 2025 #33
If I owned a business I would hook up a mini PC to main TV and loop this ALL DAY! Brainfodder May 2025 #9
Not to mention NJCher May 2025 #15
Dude hasn't worked a day in his life. Iggo May 2025 #13
And julmur May 2025 #14
Dumbo ballardgirl May 2025 #16
I've got two cats who both could figure out how to open that. LudwigPastorius May 2025 #18
please use Bluesky links if you can LymphocyteLover May 2025 #19
Heh mr715 May 2025 #21
Poor guy, somebody moved the open part...Tricky...Tricky.. chouchou May 2025 #22
Not cognitive. Old man can't see JCMach1 May 2025 #23
Or Faux pas May 2025 #24
The same guy that hasn't read The Bible for the same reason? czarjak May 2025 #26
Idiot. SheltieLover May 2025 #27
When surrounded by so many flunkies, why try? oasis May 2025 #29
Gov in Blazing Saddles rickyhall May 2025 #32
One of my favorites! WinstonSmith4740 May 2025 #36
I had JUST said "Oh, give it to a grown-up, dim!" Grokenstein May 2025 #34

mr715

(2,674 posts)
1. Yeah, lets not pretend he was ever a shining star
Tue May 20, 2025, 10:40 AM
May 2025

Even in his youth.

Now, in his twilight years, he shines as brightly as tarnished lead.

kiri

(966 posts)
25. Bad boxing is a bad product
Tue May 20, 2025, 07:23 PM
May 2025

Nobody can open boxes anymore. The glue and plastic guys have won. It takes sharp razor blades, enormously strong finger nails to find a seam.

""Packaging is part of the Product"" Lousy packaging >. ....

If we turn it over and over and can't find an "open here" arrow, we just leave it at checkout.

Walleye

(43,807 posts)
2. "Mommy, I can't do it. Can you do it for me?"
Tue May 20, 2025, 10:40 AM
May 2025

It’s obvious he’s never had to solve a real problem on his own. He’s not capable of it.

lastlib

(27,531 posts)
3. Actual physical tasks are beyond him.
Tue May 20, 2025, 10:47 AM
May 2025

His limit is feeding himself, swinging a golf club, and opening his anus-mouth.

lastlib

(27,531 posts)
20. Well, I've seen him eat a hamberder.
Tue May 20, 2025, 04:54 PM
May 2025

It was hard to watch, but he did it--by himself.

SomedayKindaLove

(1,174 posts)
7. Authoritarian strongman
Tue May 20, 2025, 10:54 AM
May 2025

Struggles with box. Somewhere Melania is in the arms of a luxury hotel doorman smiling.

This is what happens when “the help” opened all your Christmas and Birthday presents.

peggysue2

(12,381 posts)
8. I know I'm constantly dragging on Trump but . . .
Tue May 20, 2025, 11:05 AM
May 2025

He looks terrible. He's hunched and slow and his complexion is sickly, even under all that makeup.

Maru Kitteh

(31,244 posts)
31. Oh, but please do continue!
Tue May 20, 2025, 10:39 PM
May 2025

I’m just going to go ahead and speak for everyone here on this one.

misanthrope

(9,367 posts)
33. I have noticed the exact same thing in recent weeks
Wed May 21, 2025, 01:05 AM
May 2025

I think his aging process is likely to begin accelerating soon.

Brainfodder

(7,781 posts)
9. If I owned a business I would hook up a mini PC to main TV and loop this ALL DAY!
Tue May 20, 2025, 11:11 AM
May 2025

Prop comedian dress rehearsal?
The basics, I think he forgot basic manners, basic civility, basic decency, oh yeah did he ever meet them in the first place?
Walked in front of the Queen in a zigzag pattern was it?

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