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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Killed "graveyard dead" by a psychotic Florida sheriff?
Fatally upstaged by an activist ~25% his age?
Killed and eaten by National Guard troops deployed without support or resources?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?
FarPoint
(14,902 posts)within 1 year.... then Putin will follow....
LymphocyteLover
(9,989 posts)what a massively better world that would be
SheltieLover
(81,334 posts)Trampled to death by horse spooked by flash bangs thrown at protesters?
Sizzled to extra crispy blob by huge storm in DC on his birthday?
Head exploded when he heard Gov Newsom's criticism of his riduculous parade?
Died by a thousand cuts after flinging a whole case of catsup bottles at the wall upon hearing Sen Schiff's criticizm & karma redirected them at his fugly head.
sop
(18,956 posts)republianmushroom
(22,475 posts)It will happen.
LymphocyteLover
(9,989 posts)malaise
(297,053 posts)and hopefully Jason has a plan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jason_Voorhees_(Ken_Kirzinger).jpg
Submariner
(13,395 posts)He liked parades too.
twodogsbarking
(19,070 posts)surfered
(13,865 posts)Turns out, that orange pancake make-up they slather on his face with a trowel is flammable. Who knew?
SheltieLover
(81,334 posts)Good one!
surfered
(13,865 posts)BigmanPigman
(55,374 posts)I've always referred to it as Bondo, the stuff used to fill in car dents.
LetMyPeopleVote
(180,856 posts)niyad
(133,311 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
hlthe2b
(114,275 posts)
republianmushroom
(22,475 posts)Could of dumped the body in with the rest of the parade trash. Fitting !
Blue Owl
(59,385 posts)There's no time to wait....