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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Killed "graveyard dead" by a psychotic Florida sheriff?
Fatally upstaged by an activist ~25% his age?
Killed and eaten by National Guard troops deployed without support or resources?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?
FarPoint
(14,546 posts)within 1 year.... then Putin will follow....
LymphocyteLover
(9,347 posts)what a massively better world that would be
SheltieLover
(76,736 posts)Trampled to death by horse spooked by flash bangs thrown at protesters?
Sizzled to extra crispy blob by huge storm in DC on his birthday?
Head exploded when he heard Gov Newsom's criticism of his riduculous parade?
Died by a thousand cuts after flinging a whole case of catsup bottles at the wall upon hearing Sen Schiff's criticizm & karma redirected them at his fugly head.
sop
(17,400 posts)republianmushroom
(22,122 posts)It will happen.
LymphocyteLover
(9,347 posts)malaise
(292,692 posts)and hopefully Jason has a plan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jason_Voorhees_(Ken_Kirzinger).jpg
Submariner
(13,247 posts)He liked parades too.
twodogsbarking
(17,571 posts)surfered
(11,464 posts)Turns out, that orange pancake make-up they slather on his face with a trowel is flammable. Who knew?
SheltieLover
(76,736 posts)Good one!
surfered
(11,464 posts)BigmanPigman
(54,563 posts)I've always referred to it as Bondo, the stuff used to fill in car dents.
LetMyPeopleVote
(174,853 posts)niyad
(129,515 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
hlthe2b
(112,794 posts)
republianmushroom
(22,122 posts)Could of dumped the body in with the rest of the parade trash. Fitting !
Blue Owl
(58,160 posts)There's no time to wait....