I did.

Just kidding. My wife's family do not drink. So, I and a buddy had to dispose of all the champagne.

I vaguely remember writing a check for the reception, no idea what the anount, and being driven home. Never ever been that plastered. Conked out.

We're asking Pope Leo to certify that our daughter is a virgin birth. I sure don't remember ...

I do not know the time of this photo--but looks like folks are in Trumps viewing box.

Link to tweet

Waiting for him to claim they did. 5, 4, 3, 2,

ETA duplicates deleted. Network hiccup.

Because if you get it, it will probably be just as much of a disappointment as everything else in your miserable life.

Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.

— Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) 2025-06-14T22:40:55.709Z

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I count Abrams instead of jeeps.

And SNOOZE MISSILES.

Cheers.

Are they (dump and hegs) looking at a monitor?