5, 4, 3, 2, 1 …

No disrespect to the victims.

I seriously want to know how to protect one’s home (mainly political targets).

The perpetrator was wearing some kind of uniform.

If someone impersonates a LEO, how do you verify before they open fire?

I saw the customary flicks on the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre.

Even wiseguys don’t know.

And masks?

Fuggedaboutit.

Or the Flatulent Franco Fiasco
or the Stupid Stalin Stunt
or the Mangoi Mussolini March?

I love how smarmy the narrator is though. He's doing a lot of heavy lifiting on the "jokes" they wrote him "...And imagine, no power steering!"

This I fervently hope.

squeaky wheels and there was hardly anybody in the crowd.