He looked like he finally got caught doing bad things at school, with his parents finally taking the principal’s word over his. Doubt that was how it was, for him, in real life. NECER saw such hang-dog pouting!!!

Bernardo de La Paz

(60,320 posts)

17. "It's my party and I can cry if I want to" . . . . nt

Reply to calimary (Reply #14)

Sun Jun 15, 2025, 10:47 PM

Jun 2025

BattleRow

(2,090 posts)

24. Cry if I want to,LIE when I want to..

Reply to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #17)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 11:03 AM

Jun 2025

You would lie too,if it happened to you.

Response to BattleRow (Reply #12)

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alfredo

(60,253 posts)

57. It' my party and I'll pout if I want to

Reply to BattleRow (Reply #12)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 06:51 PM

Jun 2025

Pout if I want to.

You would to if it happens to you

BattleRow

(2,090 posts)

58. Come to think of it ,he does have a pout like a trout...

Reply to alfredo (Reply #57)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 06:58 PM

Jun 2025

Who's ever gonna reel him in?

alfredo

(60,253 posts)

60. And the aroma of a trout sunbathing on the shore.

Reply to BattleRow (Reply #58)

Tue Jun 24, 2025, 12:33 AM

Jun 2025

Prof. Toru Tanaka

(2,903 posts)

39. "Only his hairdresser knows for sure."

Reply to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 12:13 PM

Jun 2025

I remember hearing that phrase growing up.

BattleRow

(2,090 posts)

45. His hairdresser SHOULD have been DOGED.

Reply to Prof. Toru Tanaka (Reply #39)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 12:34 PM

Jun 2025

Everyone knows for sure.

Gimpyknee

(1,025 posts)

7. That would put an end to monotonous daily quips by Orrex

Reply to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Sun Jun 15, 2025, 09:16 PM

Jun 2025

jls4561

(2,829 posts)

15. As someone who enjoys and occasionally contributes to the "Is he dead yet?" thread, I would not miss that daily post.

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #7)

Sun Jun 15, 2025, 10:12 PM

Jun 2025

Why?

Because it would mean HE’D BE DEAD!

et tu

(2,387 posts)

21. i love those posts

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #7)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 09:51 AM

Jun 2025

creative and uplifting!

Conjuay

(2,893 posts)

22. Orrex would have to start a new daily-

Reply to et tu (Reply #21)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 10:01 AM

Jun 2025

"Is he STILLdead?"

Ever vigilant, our Orrex.

SheltieLover

(76,721 posts)

34. And/or perhaps a new magat deathwatch thread.

Reply to Conjuay (Reply #22)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 11:25 AM

Jun 2025

COL Mustard

(7,984 posts)

55. Like Generalissimo Francisco Franco

Reply to Conjuay (Reply #22)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 05:57 PM

Jun 2025

For those of us who are a certain age.

SheltieLover

(76,721 posts)

35. Absolutely!

Reply to et tu (Reply #21)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 11:26 AM

Jun 2025

niyad

(129,507 posts)

30. None of which you are forced to read.

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #7)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 11:16 AM

Jun 2025

SheltieLover

(76,721 posts)

40. People always look at what they like...

Reply to niyad (Reply #30)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 12:26 PM

Jun 2025

Just a thought.

niyad

(129,507 posts)

41. Excellent point!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #40)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 12:27 PM

Jun 2025

SheltieLover

(76,721 posts)

42. It's true. Who looks at what they detest?

Reply to niyad (Reply #41)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 12:30 PM

Jun 2025

Yet Orrex & his thread seem to be living in that person's head rent-free, while s/he complains.

niyad

(129,507 posts)

43. Exactly. It amuses me no end.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #42)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 12:32 PM

Jun 2025

SheltieLover

(76,721 posts)

44. Same here...

Reply to niyad (Reply #43)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 12:33 PM

Jun 2025

Torchlight

(6,305 posts)

51. "On dull path, you stop a noisy and quaint duty -- Orrex bemused."

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #7)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 03:26 PM

Jun 2025

Another Western Union anagram. I really should get off their route...

sdfernando

(6,019 posts)

53. I think once the glorious event happens...

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #7)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 03:51 PM

Jun 2025

that Orrex should start a "Have you peed yet?" post.

Passages

(3,986 posts)

8. Can't wait.

Reply to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Sun Jun 15, 2025, 09:16 PM

Jun 2025

MIButterfly

(2,029 posts)

11. Amen!

Reply to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Sun Jun 15, 2025, 09:34 PM

Jun 2025

I love it.

Cha

(316,703 posts)

16. So True!

Reply to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Sun Jun 15, 2025, 10:39 PM

Jun 2025

TY!

PoindexterOglethorpe

(28,452 posts)

18. Sadly, he'll get a state funeral. Which we will all get to pay for.

Reply to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Sun Jun 15, 2025, 10:54 PM

Jun 2025

calimary

(89,028 posts)

19. That's absolutely galling.

Reply to PoindexterOglethorpe (Reply #18)

Sun Jun 15, 2025, 11:05 PM

Jun 2025

Conjuay

(2,893 posts)

23. If it's anything like his state parade... I'd go!

Reply to PoindexterOglethorpe (Reply #18)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 10:11 AM

Jun 2025

IT WOULD BE GREAT!

"A guy comes up to me, a big guy, with tears in his eyes, and says,
' SIR, I can't stop laughing!' "

et tu

(2,387 posts)

32. a big brautiful funeral

Reply to Conjuay (Reply #23)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 11:20 AM

Jun 2025

BattleRow

(2,090 posts)

25. I've paid more and gotten a lot less..

Reply to PoindexterOglethorpe (Reply #18)

Mon Jun 16, 2025, 11:05 AM

Jun 2025

Superb ROI,return on investment re: Le Roi.

calimary

(89,028 posts)

59. It'd STILL be mighty satisfying!

Reply to PoindexterOglethorpe (Reply #18)

Tue Jun 17, 2025, 02:05 PM

Jun 2025

Champagne and chocolate for that day. I’m gonna enjoy the coverage! With total delight that I don’t have to cover it because I’d really have to work hard to keep the joy off my face!